as a zoology student I can confirm that if you get a prairie dog on enough gear and have it do enough reps it evolves into a Himalayan marmot

it's because he wants to eat the ostriches after they die

matt ygelesias coming in from the top rope with a chart on palm width distributions between ethnic groups

trying real hard right now to not think about what it means for EEB that the spider-gate guy went on to become a self-published scifi author

And then there was time that I was walking their dog and a completely different guy would slowly drive alongside me in a golf cart yelling "don't let her defecate on the grass" every 20 seconds for about two blocks until I was able to get on to a trail on city property

It also turns people into weird tyrannical assholes. My parents street has two houses that were so offended by dogs peeing on the strip of grass between the sidewalk and street they bought a half dozen "no peeing" yard signs and then two oversized security cameras pointed at the grass

I don't know if it's the right word but I respect Canada's ability to be both concerned by and concerned for the same group of people

("we'll shoot back but I hope you stay safe down there bud", or something like that)

Yeah i dont know about that since being dead seems peaceful. The experience down here in the usa is more like being a caterpillar that's helplessly watching in horror as a dozen parasitoid wasp larva chew their way out of our body

Rosemary ham white bean soup never fails

Preserved lemons