Head pressed against the cold hard tiles by warm soft paws... Hand clasped against his foot like a mockery of holding hands, with such shortness of breath instilled by his overwhelming musk instead of love. I'm so fucking pathetic, but I can't help but wag.

Art: @y32010g.bsky.social

Three-thousand steps under paw... locked in darkness and the dim light of the peeping cam... squeezed between sweltering toes while salty splashes drip down on me, pelting my head and filling my sinuses with substance and stench. Three-thousand steps...

Art: @pjthekatarts.bsky.social

Try sketching Yuvie as a sweaty, steamy sneaker! Cartoony inanimate TF style :3

(Or just draw him fat, sweaty, exhausted, null, and paw showing if you prefer a traditional prompt ^^)

*Hack**Hack* guhhh, it would be so RUDE to disengage now. No matter how much the air REEKS back here 🤢, courtesy demands I sniff it all up. Maybe I can get some words in between the gags....

For us golden retrievers, sniffing butts is our way to communicate who we are! And for this dog... well... Let's just say I'm having a very involved conversation with his ass. I sure hope it doesn't turn sour 😵‍💫

Art + Top OC: @doggettmcdog.bsky.social
🌬️💚 Alt in comments ~

Yes, I know, it's a stereotype that all dogs love to sniff ass. But how can I resist when a 𝘽𝙍𝙍𝙍𝙋𝙋𝙁𝙁𝙁𝙏 gets me salivating and that 𝙍𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙞𝙙 smell is oh so addicting to sniff.

*Whines* Just don't bully me about it... 🥺

Art by @sugared_sock / Sugar_Sock on FA

*𝑩𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑹𝑩𝑷𝑷𝑻𝑻*

"UERRGHHH"
*Hack hack*

Ugh, man, this skunk strain is dank as fuck. I can't feel the THC, but this "methane" hotbox has my vision spinning, my nose wrinkling, and my mind repeating over and over: "𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘢𝘵?" 😵‍💫

Art by @sophieyeen.bsky.social

*CW: Dirty Socks, Gross, Harsh content*

Here I lie, borderline gagging on this acrid sock, my tongue lapping into the cloth to release the soaked sweat. I turn it around my cottonmouth maw, nothing more than master's personal washing machine.

*Whiiiiine*

It's so salty....

(Art by Y32010G on FA)

𝘠𝘦𝘤𝘤𝘩, the tangy aroma of sweaty feet always seems to work its way into my nose. Worst part of us birds having nares as nostrils is that we can't wrinkle our noses closed when something smells bad. 𝘌𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 when my dom plants his unwashed, dirty foot on my face.

After hours of driving, Truck stops provide much needed respite to clear your head — or to clear your sinuses. This skunky trucker's been brewing his own stinkbomb from several borders away, and I can almost taste the 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘪𝘳 of his digested food~

(Art: @SkunkStruck on Twitter)

The face of a sub wincing in disgust at these fetid winds is so hot in fiction. But then fart freaks like me get to sniffing them irl and I'm just inhaling them down like gasps for fresh air! Part of me wishes I could be disgusted but I love them too much xD

(Art: @spludgyz )

What really gets me going about farts is how simply 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 they are. Whether your instincts or your culture make you recoil from them, you can't help but want an escape...

...but you're a good pet, and good pets heed their masters and 𝙎𝙉𝙄𝙁𝙁

(Art: spludgyz on FA )