Is it perjury if you do it while swearing into office?

Tik Tok is back much in the same way Joanna returns to Walter in The Stepford Wives. They want you to think it's the Nicole Kidman one, but no, it's Katherine Ross's version.

All the kids were playing City Guesser (Geoguesser but better), and I guessed Bruges pretty much immediately. The kids were all "that's amazing, have you been there?!" And I couldn't tell them the real reason which is that it looks like "a fairytale fucking city."

As someone who has had to take away a kid's fidget spinner because it was too distracting during class, I can definitely say there's No Way this tiktok ban will backfire and radicalize a generation 😂, good job US.

All of a sudden my sixth graders have taken an immense interest in traditional South Korean children's games. Been folding a lot of ddajki over here.

You know what my spaghetti sauce to which I added literally an entire bulb of garlic needs? Some garlic powder.