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Alec Granvelle. The first king.... Why did you condemn him — the wizard, your one and only best friend — to be burned at the stake....?
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Alec Granvelle. The first king.... Why did you condemn him — the wizard, your one and only best friend — to be burned at the stake....?
Well, that’s not my problem. The only ones who'd wind up in trouble are weak goody-two-shoes like you. You're weak, but you're still stronger than humans. Why do you go around sucking up to them?
December 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Well, that’s not my problem. The only ones who'd wind up in trouble are weak goody-two-shoes like you. You're weak, but you're still stronger than humans. Why do you go around sucking up to them?
Dammit, Figaro... You two-faced bastard.....
December 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Dammit, Figaro... You two-faced bastard.....
The < Great Catastrophe >......? Why? Are they perverts?
December 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
The < Great Catastrophe >......? Why? Are they perverts?
As long as you’re happy, it doesn’t matter which world you live in. We won’t steal away your happiness. But please, don’t decide that this world you know nothing about is an evil one.
December 20, 2025 at 11:00 AM
As long as you’re happy, it doesn’t matter which world you live in. We won’t steal away your happiness. But please, don’t decide that this world you know nothing about is an evil one.
......I would like you to tell him what's going on. Even if it ultimately leads to Sir Faust leaving the magic headquarters...... I don't want to rob him of anything else that he might trust.
December 20, 2025 at 10:00 AM
......I would like you to tell him what's going on. Even if it ultimately leads to Sir Faust leaving the magic headquarters...... I don't want to rob him of anything else that he might trust.
......I didn’t want to discover something like this. If I hadn’t known, I would never have doubted anything. I would have followed the elder priests wholeheartedly and tried my best to guide the people. If only I had never learned about the outside world—....
December 20, 2025 at 9:00 AM
......I didn’t want to discover something like this. If I hadn’t known, I would never have doubted anything. I would have followed the elder priests wholeheartedly and tried my best to guide the people. If only I had never learned about the outside world—....
......We’re always the ones who lose out! It's all Owen's fault! He's a Northern wizard too, right!? The Northern wizards are the reason people hate all wizards....! I hate the Northern wizards....!
December 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
......We’re always the ones who lose out! It's all Owen's fault! He's a Northern wizard too, right!? The Northern wizards are the reason people hate all wizards....! I hate the Northern wizards....!
I'm sorry. I'm not very good at talking. It takes me a while to gather my thoughts.... Rutile complains about this all the time.
December 20, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I'm sorry. I'm not very good at talking. It takes me a while to gather my thoughts.... Rutile complains about this all the time.
We’ve lived this long because we avoided taking responsibility for anything, you know?
December 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM
We’ve lived this long because we avoided taking responsibility for anything, you know?
That is why wizards do not make promises. Because when a wizard makes a promise he cannot keep, the mysterious powers he once controlled refuse to do his bidding.
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
That is why wizards do not make promises. Because when a wizard makes a promise he cannot keep, the mysterious powers he once controlled refuse to do his bidding.
Wanting to beat up the guys who piss you off — that's the kind of logic I can follow. Much better than "let's all get along." Hey, you Southern brat. You might actually get by pretty well in the North.
December 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Wanting to beat up the guys who piss you off — that's the kind of logic I can follow. Much better than "let's all get along." Hey, you Southern brat. You might actually get by pretty well in the North.
...Oh my, Sir Knight. It suits you quite well — my eyeball, that is.
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
...Oh my, Sir Knight. It suits you quite well — my eyeball, that is.
Can I throw you off the balcony to see if you can fly while you're stuck in the frame?
December 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Can I throw you off the balcony to see if you can fly while you're stuck in the frame?
You believe that humans are weaker than wizards. But that is a huge mistake. Humans, like the marsha fruit, can flourish anywhere—be it hot or cold climates. But what about us? Even if we do find something truly beloved — no matter how dear it is, we can never even take root.
December 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
You believe that humans are weaker than wizards. But that is a huge mistake. Humans, like the marsha fruit, can flourish anywhere—be it hot or cold climates. But what about us? Even if we do find something truly beloved — no matter how dear it is, we can never even take root.
It’s slithering up along the walls. We can’t crush it if it has no physical form. Come on out, you overgrown chicken! Is cock-a-doodle-doo all you know how to do!? If you face me fair and square, the great Bradley will be your opponent—....
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December 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
It’s slithering up along the walls. We can’t crush it if it has no physical form. Come on out, you overgrown chicken! Is cock-a-doodle-doo all you know how to do!? If you face me fair and square, the great Bradley will be your opponent—....
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Hey, nobody told me it was gonna be such a huge fucking bird!
December 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Hey, nobody told me it was gonna be such a huge fucking bird!
So this is your secret hideaway, Faust..... It doesn’t look like it belongs to a curseworker at all.
December 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
So this is your secret hideaway, Faust..... It doesn’t look like it belongs to a curseworker at all.
Then there’s really no reason for me to help. Because I love horrible things
December 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Then there’s really no reason for me to help. Because I love horrible things
Hey Heath, you should give it a try. You’ve got a pretty face if nothing else, so you’ll have the girls squealing in no time.
December 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Hey Heath, you should give it a try. You’ve got a pretty face if nothing else, so you’ll have the girls squealing in no time.
Here, look. This scarf was created by my beloved Chloe. It's the only one in the world. It has my favorite blue bird embroidered on it, too. It’s a bit torn, but that’s no cause for concern. For I have a friend who's very good at needlework.
December 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Here, look. This scarf was created by my beloved Chloe. It's the only one in the world. It has my favorite blue bird embroidered on it, too. It’s a bit torn, but that’s no cause for concern. For I have a friend who's very good at needlework.
Fufu...... The world almost ended, you say? Everyone must be crying their eyes out from loss and terror. I have to go and see for myself. It’s going to be so much fun.
December 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Fufu...... The world almost ended, you say? Everyone must be crying their eyes out from loss and terror. I have to go and see for myself. It’s going to be so much fun.
You cannot change destiny.
December 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
You cannot change destiny.
Astronomer? Me when I was an astronomer? Is that something you haven’t eaten yet?
December 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Astronomer? Me when I was an astronomer? Is that something you haven’t eaten yet?
I'm sorry. I'm not very good at talking. It takes me a while to gather my thoughts.... Rutile complains about this all the time.
December 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I'm sorry. I'm not very good at talking. It takes me a while to gather my thoughts.... Rutile complains about this all the time.