Mark Hodges
mhodges.bsky.social
Mark Hodges
@mhodges.bsky.social
What? No. Stop it.
I have now officially lost the ability to roll my eyes while swearing. God help me, I can’t lose the ability to swear.
December 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I actually made this same point a half hour ago: saying really stupid shit and then getting popped in the mouth taught me a lesson.

(Narrator: he still says stupid shit, but minds where the popped in the mouth line lies. Mostly.)
December 3, 2025 at 5:11 AM
❤️
November 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Being a vile piece of shit represents an aspirational goal for him.
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Nah —thank you! You make darkly beautiful things. On my best days, I just make noise. 😀
November 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Hope you and yours have a great Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
s/shot/shit — I’m an old shit, and iOS autocorrect is garbage. 🤣
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Eze! 2-0!
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM