Matt Hilferty
mhilf.bsky.social
Matt Hilferty
@mhilf.bsky.social
Yes, this is dog.
Made the rare trip out to a theater last week to take advantage of my AMC rewards before they expired. Glad Black Phone 2 was still playing because it fucking ruled. Defied every expectation.
November 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
“Obviously can’t stray too far from the real events.”

Why not? The Warrens did.
September 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Brought to you by the same vacuous lot who allowed the $5 Milkshake become the norm.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a car and asking if he just ordered a $5 shake .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a car and asking if he just ordered a $5 shake .
media.tenor.com
August 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Part of the building's inaugural team here. At a new school now (medical), and even after four years, I still call our main, sloped, lecture space the Courtroom.

But to answer your question: Yes, there were many catalogs just for podiums.
August 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Quiibi
August 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Scissor me timbers, what a skeet.
August 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Names ChatGPT would spit out to the prompt “Modern wall mounted sign listing official-sounding British government offices”
July 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Well, if each passing day would stop being objectively worse than the last...
July 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
A stretched stomach from all the carbs and gas eating a LC pizza yields, which in turn ignites a fire and globbers your GI tract, yet all that cheese creates an internal force field, delaying relief, to seal your Doom.
June 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Yes, I too have been wondering what's going on in the President Al Gore Timeline a lot this week.
June 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I cannot stress enough that now is the perfect time to turn off 24-Hour cable news networks. All of them.

They've spent the better part of the last decade throwing as much coal as they could get their hands on for the ratings money. This is not news to them, it's entertainment.
June 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Great news and well earned! Please extend my congrats.
May 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
They will 1000% whine about this for the next three years to ensure this becomes a stain on the party. Does matter who the candidate is, they will be deemed guilty by association. “Democrats hid his condition” will be their only platform.
May 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Sigh…an embarrassment. But as I’ve said, even against Dr Oz, he’s /our/ embarrassment.
May 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Piss shit[heads] off and shake off all the right people, turn this entire ship around after the last 15 years.
May 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I like how on the topic of fixing trade and the price of eggs, the tone unsurprisingly shifted from “Ask now what your country can do for you; ask not for shit”
May 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
How do I donate to the bank?
May 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Somebody even worse!
May 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Not that I am not also angered by the flagrant corruption, but I might reconsider your phrasing, or at least be abundantly clear she is a “shaved monkey’s asshole” to be made example of.
April 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I never want to hear them scream about the Deep State again unless they finally admit it's them.
April 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Something about his “one line of code” is telling. I think it comes down to tabulation hacking through those starlink-connected machines.
April 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Got it. My brain is stuck in ToddlerDad mode and taking stock of just how many painted surfaces they'll chew on.
April 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Would lead-based paint also play a factor here?
April 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It's very simple:

Rogan
Tate
Kirk
Fuentes
Peterson

Straight up poisoning the well of what Gen Z boys are soaking up.
April 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Is the bell curve effect on display here due to death of the lead-poisoned Boomers?
April 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM