Matt Anderson
@mhanderson400.bsky.social
Arrest the DHS agents who blocked them for obstruction of justice.
January 25, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Arrest the DHS agents who blocked them for obstruction of justice.
I mean, this is technically true, just in the opposite direction of what she meant
January 25, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I mean, this is technically true, just in the opposite direction of what she meant
At this point if Canada invaded they would truly be greeted as liberators
January 25, 2026 at 12:23 AM
At this point if Canada invaded they would truly be greeted as liberators
Funny how “weather doesn’t equal climate” only comes into play when it’s 110 degrees out and not when it’s -10
January 23, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Funny how “weather doesn’t equal climate” only comes into play when it’s 110 degrees out and not when it’s -10
I wonder if he realizes how few of those players are American
January 16, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I wonder if he realizes how few of those players are American
“People are no longer obsessed with the accumulation of things” “Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations” Yeah I think he has a lot to learn about what Star Trek was before he can talk about making it real
January 13, 2026 at 6:03 PM
“People are no longer obsessed with the accumulation of things” “Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations” Yeah I think he has a lot to learn about what Star Trek was before he can talk about making it real
While this is good news, are there not enough actual pictures of O’Hare airport you could use instead of this obvious AI generated crap image that doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to the actual place?
January 11, 2026 at 8:33 PM
While this is good news, are there not enough actual pictures of O’Hare airport you could use instead of this obvious AI generated crap image that doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to the actual place?
Another point to consider: they realize they have to send Vance out to talk because Trump can’t stay coherent long enough to do it himself
January 10, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Another point to consider: they realize they have to send Vance out to talk because Trump can’t stay coherent long enough to do it himself
It’s so cute he thinks they’ll need to “find” a reason like he hasn’t already given them twenty
January 6, 2026 at 5:24 PM
It’s so cute he thinks they’ll need to “find” a reason like he hasn’t already given them twenty
And this right here is the real reason all this has happened. Trump is so butthurt over losing the Nobel Peace Prize to Corina Machado that he decided to launch a reckless and probably illegal operation to show that he is the true “savior” of Venezuela instead of her.
January 3, 2026 at 8:54 PM
And this right here is the real reason all this has happened. Trump is so butthurt over losing the Nobel Peace Prize to Corina Machado that he decided to launch a reckless and probably illegal operation to show that he is the true “savior” of Venezuela instead of her.
If that’s the measure of incredible aptitude then my 9 year old nephew is going to grow up to be a diabolical genius
January 2, 2026 at 4:24 PM
If that’s the measure of incredible aptitude then my 9 year old nephew is going to grow up to be a diabolical genius
Unfortunately my wife is making us host the NYE party. Pray for me
December 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Unfortunately my wife is making us host the NYE party. Pray for me
God I want that hat
December 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
God I want that hat
Remember when Michelle Obama made it her mission to get school kids to eat healthier and these same Republicans screamed “Whaarrrrr nnnnnooooo Socialism!”
December 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Remember when Michelle Obama made it her mission to get school kids to eat healthier and these same Republicans screamed “Whaarrrrr nnnnnooooo Socialism!”
If I ever get arrested I’m gonna send Trump a greatest IQ ever award and see if that gets me out of the charges
December 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
If I ever get arrested I’m gonna send Trump a greatest IQ ever award and see if that gets me out of the charges
Sounds pretty on brand for a reality tv star who’s never worked in the airline industry
December 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Sounds pretty on brand for a reality tv star who’s never worked in the airline industry
To be fair she’s 100% correct when she says her decision won’t weaken the Department of Justice
December 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
To be fair she’s 100% correct when she says her decision won’t weaken the Department of Justice
Pretty sure Tom Cotton has never seen a minority group he doesn’t want to bomb
December 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Pretty sure Tom Cotton has never seen a minority group he doesn’t want to bomb
This is, in fact, the indisputably correct order
December 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
This is, in fact, the indisputably correct order
Everybody is feeling the impact of the economic policies…their policies just suck
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Everybody is feeling the impact of the economic policies…their policies just suck
Corruptly funneled a lot of money and contracts to Elon Musk
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Corruptly funneled a lot of money and contracts to Elon Musk
So he doesn’t know what they analyzed but he knows the results are amazing…..oooooooooookkkkk……
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
So he doesn’t know what they analyzed but he knows the results are amazing…..oooooooooookkkkk……
I am for sure accusing him of all those things.
November 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I am for sure accusing him of all those things.
Saw the news this morning and my first thought was well, the devil has a new minion
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Saw the news this morning and my first thought was well, the devil has a new minion