Tom Servo Is My Spirit Bot
@mhael.bsky.social
Gen X'er. Researcher. Historian. MSTie. One of SOLMatesPod's Literal Dozen. Friend of DeSoto. Wheel of Time reader. Critter. He/Him. Frequently hyperbolic.
GodDAMN this album kicks so much ass.
THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE!
THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE!
November 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
GodDAMN this album kicks so much ass.
THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE!
THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE!
Hi Spike. I'm Darth.
November 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Hi Spike. I'm Darth.
I still can't get over the fact that this song exists. This is like Vanilla Ice dropping a diss track on... honestly on anyone, ever. 😄
[Disclaimer: good natured ribbing, I promise.]
[Disclaimer: good natured ribbing, I promise.]
November 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I still can't get over the fact that this song exists. This is like Vanilla Ice dropping a diss track on... honestly on anyone, ever. 😄
[Disclaimer: good natured ribbing, I promise.]
[Disclaimer: good natured ribbing, I promise.]
I'll see your *rhinestone* eyepatch, and raise you...
GENERAL CHANG'S EYEPATCH.
I would pay ALL THE MONIES to see Mamdani roll up to a press conference with an eyepatch that looks like it's literally BOLTED INTO HIS SKULL.
GENERAL CHANG'S EYEPATCH.
I would pay ALL THE MONIES to see Mamdani roll up to a press conference with an eyepatch that looks like it's literally BOLTED INTO HIS SKULL.
November 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'll see your *rhinestone* eyepatch, and raise you...
GENERAL CHANG'S EYEPATCH.
I would pay ALL THE MONIES to see Mamdani roll up to a press conference with an eyepatch that looks like it's literally BOLTED INTO HIS SKULL.
GENERAL CHANG'S EYEPATCH.
I would pay ALL THE MONIES to see Mamdani roll up to a press conference with an eyepatch that looks like it's literally BOLTED INTO HIS SKULL.
Gul Madred of the Cardassian Union has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Gul Madred of the Cardassian Union has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
THIS IS MY BOOK, MOTHERFUCKER! THEY'LL [KILL NAZIS] IF I TELL THEM TO! GET THAT WEAK-ASS [ICE] SHIT OUT OF HERE!
October 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
THIS IS MY BOOK, MOTHERFUCKER! THEY'LL [KILL NAZIS] IF I TELL THEM TO! GET THAT WEAK-ASS [ICE] SHIT OUT OF HERE!
Took me over thirty-five years to get this view. Bucket list item checked.
October 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Took me over thirty-five years to get this view. Bucket list item checked.
"I can't believe I'm in the announcers' booth!"
"Must've been your lifelong ambition."
"Must've been your lifelong ambition."
October 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
"I can't believe I'm in the announcers' booth!"
"Must've been your lifelong ambition."
"Must've been your lifelong ambition."
NO CLICKS FOR THE GESTAPO GAZETTE, FORMERLY KNOWN AS @nytimes.com.
Every single person who works there is a Quisling until proven otherwise. They are no longer functioning like a paper of record, they are behaving like a paper of the State; trust none of them at face value.
Every single person who works there is a Quisling until proven otherwise. They are no longer functioning like a paper of record, they are behaving like a paper of the State; trust none of them at face value.
October 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
NO CLICKS FOR THE GESTAPO GAZETTE, FORMERLY KNOWN AS @nytimes.com.
Every single person who works there is a Quisling until proven otherwise. They are no longer functioning like a paper of record, they are behaving like a paper of the State; trust none of them at face value.
Every single person who works there is a Quisling until proven otherwise. They are no longer functioning like a paper of record, they are behaving like a paper of the State; trust none of them at face value.
Yeah, I'm not giving the Gestapo Gazette any clicks from MY account.
I'll just say instead: fuck yeah, otters. Catch those waves!
I'll just say instead: fuck yeah, otters. Catch those waves!
October 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Yeah, I'm not giving the Gestapo Gazette any clicks from MY account.
I'll just say instead: fuck yeah, otters. Catch those waves!
I'll just say instead: fuck yeah, otters. Catch those waves!
HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW TRUMPERS?
October 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW TRUMPERS?
What he thought________________What he got:
October 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
What he thought________________What he got:
(Alt text for the younger crowd who probably DON'T have this moment SEARED into their brains)
Everyone on Butterfly Hill tonight:
Everyone on Butterfly Hill tonight:
October 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
(Alt text for the younger crowd who probably DON'T have this moment SEARED into their brains)
Everyone on Butterfly Hill tonight:
Everyone on Butterfly Hill tonight:
SMALL ADORABLE FOX HAS ENTERED THE CHAT!
October 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
SMALL ADORABLE FOX HAS ENTERED THE CHAT!
*blinks*
"Yeah, I don't know what any of that means."
"Yeah, I don't know what any of that means."
October 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
*blinks*
"Yeah, I don't know what any of that means."
"Yeah, I don't know what any of that means."
I got real excited when you followed me back, `cause you're cool af; is that anything?
Uhhhh... I also have... *rummage rummage rummage* one sec... a cute kitty on a pillow throne!
Does this help?
Uhhhh... I also have... *rummage rummage rummage* one sec... a cute kitty on a pillow throne!
Does this help?
October 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I got real excited when you followed me back, `cause you're cool af; is that anything?
Uhhhh... I also have... *rummage rummage rummage* one sec... a cute kitty on a pillow throne!
Does this help?
Uhhhh... I also have... *rummage rummage rummage* one sec... a cute kitty on a pillow throne!
Does this help?
Curry kitty just wanted scritches, snoozes, and to make me do more laundry later. 😉
October 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Curry kitty just wanted scritches, snoozes, and to make me do more laundry later. 😉
October 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Ya know... if *I* were John "I Got Vic Morrow Killed Through My Incompetence While Also Killing Two Children Who Were There Illegally" Landis, I would probably avoid titles like those last two, particularly when they would be listed BACK-TO-BACK.
October 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Ya know... if *I* were John "I Got Vic Morrow Killed Through My Incompetence While Also Killing Two Children Who Were There Illegally" Landis, I would probably avoid titles like those last two, particularly when they would be listed BACK-TO-BACK.
DAAAAAAAMN, MS. MULGREW!
THAT OUTFIT, THO 😲
@thekatemulgrew.bsky.social : absolutely TORCHING any sapient creature's ability to make make sound thingies or do brain things good as she rocks that STUNNING outfit, and that wistful, playful smile, and auger gaze.
THAT OUTFIT, THO 😲
@thekatemulgrew.bsky.social : absolutely TORCHING any sapient creature's ability to make make sound thingies or do brain things good as she rocks that STUNNING outfit, and that wistful, playful smile, and auger gaze.
October 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
DAAAAAAAMN, MS. MULGREW!
THAT OUTFIT, THO 😲
@thekatemulgrew.bsky.social : absolutely TORCHING any sapient creature's ability to make make sound thingies or do brain things good as she rocks that STUNNING outfit, and that wistful, playful smile, and auger gaze.
THAT OUTFIT, THO 😲
@thekatemulgrew.bsky.social : absolutely TORCHING any sapient creature's ability to make make sound thingies or do brain things good as she rocks that STUNNING outfit, and that wistful, playful smile, and auger gaze.
Things might be terrible, but OTOH I'm chilling with my daughter watching #MST3K and hitting the bowl, while this cutie kitty snoozes on his pillow throne and looks adorable.
#ChooseJoy
- Clint McElroy
#ChooseJoy
- Clint McElroy
October 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Things might be terrible, but OTOH I'm chilling with my daughter watching #MST3K and hitting the bowl, while this cutie kitty snoozes on his pillow throne and looks adorable.
#ChooseJoy
- Clint McElroy
#ChooseJoy
- Clint McElroy