Hammy
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West Virginia. Charlotte. NASCAR. Technology. Kayaks. Penguins. Christmas lights, not gifts. True "Blue" Mountaineer.
I watched Brad Lewis spend the entire 2001 season trying to run RichRod's spread. That was just as painful.
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I watched Brad Lewis spend the entire 2001 season trying to run RichRod's spread. That was just as painful.
Maybe they have Domino's email.
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Maybe they have Domino's email.
Funny but not funny self critique....I've been feeling slight twinges of senility of late as I have caught myself from saying "table for two, non-smoking" at restaurants more than once, this year of my half centennial.
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Funny but not funny self critique....I've been feeling slight twinges of senility of late as I have caught myself from saying "table for two, non-smoking" at restaurants more than once, this year of my half centennial.
I thought I saw Bigfoot outside my office one day, but it was just our really big, bushy bearded coworker. Dude is like 6'7" or 6'8"
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I thought I saw Bigfoot outside my office one day, but it was just our really big, bushy bearded coworker. Dude is like 6'7" or 6'8"
Same! I also have at least one interaction a day with a complainer where I hear myself thinking in Craig Kilborne's voice "just play the game, plumber boy!"
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Same! I also have at least one interaction a day with a complainer where I hear myself thinking in Craig Kilborne's voice "just play the game, plumber boy!"
Let's be honest - the "Book-it" personal pan pizza incentive will do more for childhood literacy than any current Republican educational plan.
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Let's be honest - the "Book-it" personal pan pizza incentive will do more for childhood literacy than any current Republican educational plan.
Not in the "little green Martian" or "anal probe abduction" sense but I find it a reasonable presumption that given the vastness of the known universe, there are likely other planets that could also support and sustain life similar to ours.
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Not in the "little green Martian" or "anal probe abduction" sense but I find it a reasonable presumption that given the vastness of the known universe, there are likely other planets that could also support and sustain life similar to ours.
Better Charley Steiner - leading Y2K simulators to freedom or pool cleaning in 90210?
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Better Charley Steiner - leading Y2K simulators to freedom or pool cleaning in 90210?
That's what you get after going crazy trying to make a song around a five second keyboard riff.
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
That's what you get after going crazy trying to make a song around a five second keyboard riff.
Now I'm going to be reading skeets in the voice of Wallace Shawn for awhile.
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Now I'm going to be reading skeets in the voice of Wallace Shawn for awhile.
Candy corn, I love. And autumn corn too with it's faux chocolate segment. What I can't do is the mello pumpkin things. Just a bridge too far.
November 1, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Candy corn, I love. And autumn corn too with it's faux chocolate segment. What I can't do is the mello pumpkin things. Just a bridge too far.
Shamelessly stolen from the greenlit headline?
Lol
Lol
October 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Shamelessly stolen from the greenlit headline?
Lol
Lol
Eh, they're all just freckles anyway.
Or moles. Definitely moles.
Or moles. Definitely moles.
October 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Eh, they're all just freckles anyway.
Or moles. Definitely moles.
Or moles. Definitely moles.
Good ole Riley Moore with elementary debate level skills. "Every idiot knows we don't have a king." No duh, Riley, it's a metaphor for how Trump and his cronies are acting. If he's going be literal then he admits being fascist. "Antifa" is anti-fascist, so opposing Antifa literally means...
October 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Good ole Riley Moore with elementary debate level skills. "Every idiot knows we don't have a king." No duh, Riley, it's a metaphor for how Trump and his cronies are acting. If he's going be literal then he admits being fascist. "Antifa" is anti-fascist, so opposing Antifa literally means...
It's one thing for my idiot Boomer relatives to put something in a chat a decade or two ago when they didn't understand the Internet. These morons grew up with it, they have no excuse not to know that the Internet remembers forever.
October 16, 2025 at 1:26 PM
It's one thing for my idiot Boomer relatives to put something in a chat a decade or two ago when they didn't understand the Internet. These morons grew up with it, they have no excuse not to know that the Internet remembers forever.
Fine. We're living in a "day before the cameras roll" Idiocracy. 🙃
September 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Fine. We're living in a "day before the cameras roll" Idiocracy. 🙃
Had a great time at the Cuyahoga Falls show and was pumped to meet Steve and Jim at the hotel beforehand!!!
September 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Had a great time at the Cuyahoga Falls show and was pumped to meet Steve and Jim at the hotel beforehand!!!
Gee, it's almost like rushing outsider's culture war catnip through without understanding existing law is a recipe for confusion. Now the courts have to weigh this shiny new toy against decades of settled law.
We're a decade into these morons having power and the downward slide has gained speed.
We're a decade into these morons having power and the downward slide has gained speed.
September 8, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Gee, it's almost like rushing outsider's culture war catnip through without understanding existing law is a recipe for confusion. Now the courts have to weigh this shiny new toy against decades of settled law.
We're a decade into these morons having power and the downward slide has gained speed.
We're a decade into these morons having power and the downward slide has gained speed.
We did a Renaissance fair today, and this reminds me of one of the best vendor pitches I've heard yelled in public. Many moons ago this man, quite the beastly fellow, was selling smoked beef sticks as pictured, with the cries of:
"Get yer jerk from a jerk!!!"
"Get yer jerk from a jerk!!!"
September 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
We did a Renaissance fair today, and this reminds me of one of the best vendor pitches I've heard yelled in public. Many moons ago this man, quite the beastly fellow, was selling smoked beef sticks as pictured, with the cries of:
"Get yer jerk from a jerk!!!"
"Get yer jerk from a jerk!!!"
That's just Cris Collinsworth
September 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
That's just Cris Collinsworth
The whole "death" obsession has been a little weird but c'mon Politico... anyone can post on that account, a written recap of an interview that could be done at any point, and a couple long distance grainy photos at a car. Hardly proofs of strength and vigor.
September 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
The whole "death" obsession has been a little weird but c'mon Politico... anyone can post on that account, a written recap of an interview that could be done at any point, and a couple long distance grainy photos at a car. Hardly proofs of strength and vigor.
Going to bypass the obvious "these people are so stupid!!!" observation and try to be deeper. There are significantly large amounts of "don't know" responses, telling me that my fellow residents either don't pay attention to what's going on or they just don't care.
August 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Going to bypass the obvious "these people are so stupid!!!" observation and try to be deeper. There are significantly large amounts of "don't know" responses, telling me that my fellow residents either don't pay attention to what's going on or they just don't care.