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Matthew Giraldi
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Sports watcher, book reader, beer drinker.

Star gazer, cynical sonofabitch, weed smoker.

Nature lover, music listener, food eater.
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Bluesky is a sports app
Bluesky reacting to perhaps the most embarassing sequence by Younghoe Koo on Monday Night Football
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Every single Auburn ball carrier or pass catcher
Clifford Franklin
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Mrs Deagle from Gremlins would make sure you don't have a wonderful Christmas time
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Obligatory Thanksgiving plate photo
Potatoes au gratin, Tahoe Joe's old Green Bean recipe (IYKYK), stuffing, homemade cranberry sauce, turkey, mini croissants, mini gravy container for dipping purposes, and the first of many glasses of wine. This particular one is a random white wine we picked up at the store.
November 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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The Legend of The Mystical Ninja for SNES
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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An old WWF toy ring superimposed in the middle of this traffic nightmare
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Chuck Grassley looking at this post in disbelief.
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Time to settle the great debate
A BLT sandwich with one half sliced diagonally and the other half sliced vertically. Yes I had two sandwiches and put one half of each side-by-side. Don't judge me. Well, you can judge the fact that I forgot to grab an avocado from the store for this sandwich. But no other judgments please.
November 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Chat is this good?
24H chart of Bitcoin. The current price as of this post is $86,734.76
November 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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::spends three short paragraphs outlining the pros of long-term fixed-rate mortgages::

::spends half the page talking about cons of long-term fixed-rate mortgages and positive aspects of adjustable rates::

"THERE'S NO PUSH FOR ARMS!!"
A screenshot of the section of this article that describes pros and cons of long-term fixed-rate mortgages where the author spends considerably more space talking about the negatives of that and the pros of adjustable rate mortgages
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Ordered an Explorer. Received this.

Return shipping label needed ASAP
Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats thirty-five.. Canyonero! Canyonero! Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down, It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown! Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero! [Krusty:] Hey Hey The Federal Highway commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving. Canyonero! 12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride! Canyonero! Canyonero! Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!) She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine! Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!) Drive Canyonero! Woah Canyonero!
November 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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The Rams could play in the Super Bowl and have a top 5 pick folks.

Remember when they traded away the future, won a SB and then **quickly** reloaded the cabinets after hitting on a lot of defensive draft picks?

Whew....
The Rams currently have the number 8 pick in next year's draft if the season ended today. The Atlanta Falcons meanwhile are enjoying...nothing. life is miserable in the ATL for professional football fans
November 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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There's quite a few hilarious scenes in Friday the 13th Pt. VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

But this might be the best of the bunch lmao
Jason Voorhees lifting his mask up to show those NYC hooligans who the real boss is
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Donald Duck golfing
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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"This guy gave me a match for Christsake" "You gave him a match?" ::shrugs::
November 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Scene from The Simpsons episode where a hurricane hits Springfield: Lisa: "Dad! Wake up! I think a hurricane is coming!" Homer: "Oh Lisa, there's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield." Lisa: "Yes, but the records only go back to 1978, when the hall of records was mysteriously blown away."
November 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Guess Stacey Abrams has officially moved on to the next grift.
Erika Kirk, Gavin Newsom, Bill Anderson and Stacey Abrams
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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This is your brain on drugs
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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You're drunk again Georgia weather
Weather forecast for my neck of the woods tonight: Snow showers this evening. Becoming clear later. Near record low temperatures. Low near 25F. Winds WNW at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of snow 40%
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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The Los Angeles Rams now have a top-10 pick in the 2026 draft
Screenshot from the website Tankathon that shows 2026 NFL 1st round draft slots.
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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No one wants OT... Well, maybe Jets fans do so they don't have to watch Justin Fields lose to the Cleveland Browns.
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM