Gabriel Marquez
mg10093039.bsky.social
Gabriel Marquez
@mg10093039.bsky.social
I watch movies for fun.
I’m thinking about it.
February 1, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I can’t handle seeing dogs get hurt, but I have it low on the list because there’s a chance I might check it out.
February 1, 2026 at 3:52 AM
February 1, 2026 at 3:19 AM
“Okay! I’ll buy a red flag already! Gee whiz!”
January 31, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Here are my rules when meeting a celebrity:

Be polite
Be respectful
Don’t ask personally questions
Don’t ask for their phone numbers
Refrain from physical contact unless they approach you
Try to refrain from referencing any pop culture
No politics!
Don’t do anything that starts with the letter “F”
January 20, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Mostly that Nathan Lane was in it (Who I only recognized as the voice of Snowbell from the Stuart Little movies at the time).
December 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
America.
December 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I can’t believe I wanted to see this as a kid!
December 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
If there’s anything we’ve learned from How to Train Your Dragon (2025), if it’s gonna be a shot-for-shot lazy retelling of the animated film without taking any risks, then it’s automatically gonna be good.
November 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Translation: “That should’ve been me!”
November 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I feel bad for anyone who sung this at their talent show.
November 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Amity’s more red than Rob Schneider pretending to be Indian.
October 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Aussies! Assemble!
September 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
What’s your account name?
September 23, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I don’t need a movie to be rated R in order to be good. I need a movie to be good in order to be good.
September 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The joke is dead!
August 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Rumi wasn’t really gonna attempt it herself, she was pretty much asking Celine to do it for her.
August 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM