Michelle Furtney-Goodman
@mfurtneygoodman.bsky.social
#WGA TV Writer (Gotham Knights, BH90210, One Tree Hill) • driver picks the music • pizza snob • rage against the tRump machine • she / her
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
October 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
Sexy Elmo?
October 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Sexy Elmo?
Group Assignment: Show me your favorite trashy Halloween costumes! I’ll begin with the desecration of a beloved childhood icon. It’s *not* Sexy Oscar The Grouch, it’s “Grouchy Trash Can Cutie” 👀
October 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Group Assignment: Show me your favorite trashy Halloween costumes! I’ll begin with the desecration of a beloved childhood icon. It’s *not* Sexy Oscar The Grouch, it’s “Grouchy Trash Can Cutie” 👀
Seeing John Stamos all over the news today slamming Lori Loughlin’s ex, so it feels like the right time to remind the world that Stamos once admitted in an interview that he helped one of his buddies commit rape.
October 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Seeing John Stamos all over the news today slamming Lori Loughlin’s ex, so it feels like the right time to remind the world that Stamos once admitted in an interview that he helped one of his buddies commit rape.
In lighter news: this morning I almost made the worst poppy seed bread in the history of poppy seed bread.
February 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
In lighter news: this morning I almost made the worst poppy seed bread in the history of poppy seed bread.
This is a Public Service Announcement for all Los Angeles residents: the #TomCruiseCoconutCake is from Doan’s Bakery in Woodland Hills. The large is $59 (12-16 ppl) but it comes in a variety of sizes including cupcakes and mini Bundts. And YES, it definitely lives up to the hype. You’re welcome.
December 18, 2024 at 11:46 AM
This is a Public Service Announcement for all Los Angeles residents: the #TomCruiseCoconutCake is from Doan’s Bakery in Woodland Hills. The large is $59 (12-16 ppl) but it comes in a variety of sizes including cupcakes and mini Bundts. And YES, it definitely lives up to the hype. You’re welcome.
As a rule, Zoya is her most photogenic self *only* when I’m desperately trying to get some work done.
December 13, 2024 at 9:12 PM
As a rule, Zoya is her most photogenic self *only* when I’m desperately trying to get some work done.
Connections *usually* helps me fall asleep, but this just short circuited my 3am brain.
December 12, 2024 at 11:08 AM
Connections *usually* helps me fall asleep, but this just short circuited my 3am brain.
#WGA Holidarity Party @ Sunset Room with @runolgarun.bsky.social FWIW - a portion of the night was spent reassuring each other that our festive red lipstick had not migrated to our teeth 💄 💋
December 9, 2024 at 8:01 AM
#WGA Holidarity Party @ Sunset Room with @runolgarun.bsky.social FWIW - a portion of the night was spent reassuring each other that our festive red lipstick had not migrated to our teeth 💄 💋
Dino Jr. show tonight @ The Bellwether 🦕💜 LOVE this venue!
December 6, 2024 at 8:21 AM
Dino Jr. show tonight @ The Bellwether 🦕💜 LOVE this venue!
Dino Jr. tonight @ The Bellwether 🦕💜
December 6, 2024 at 7:45 AM
Dino Jr. tonight @ The Bellwether 🦕💜
Hmm, this isn’t nearly as cringey as it should be. 🤔Thank you to whoever paid off #Spotify to maintain my appearance of musical normalcy.
December 4, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Hmm, this isn’t nearly as cringey as it should be. 🤔Thank you to whoever paid off #Spotify to maintain my appearance of musical normalcy.
A few months ago my mom sent me this completely unsolicited review of this Crest toothpaste that is ranked #1 in an online toothpaste poll of unknown origin with zero context and that is the totality of info I have on this subject.
December 2, 2024 at 9:07 AM
A few months ago my mom sent me this completely unsolicited review of this Crest toothpaste that is ranked #1 in an online toothpaste poll of unknown origin with zero context and that is the totality of info I have on this subject.
Current Mood:
December 1, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Current Mood:
Tell me you’re in Arizona without telling me you’re in Arizona — Spotted a guy at the Costco by my mom’s house wearing this shirt. (Tried to snap a pic on the DL, but I definitely got made. Apparently spycraft is not one of my strengths 🥴)
December 1, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Tell me you’re in Arizona without telling me you’re in Arizona — Spotted a guy at the Costco by my mom’s house wearing this shirt. (Tried to snap a pic on the DL, but I definitely got made. Apparently spycraft is not one of my strengths 🥴)
Who is the evil genius behind this? @stephenking.bsky.social
November 21, 2024 at 7:22 AM
Who is the evil genius behind this? @stephenking.bsky.social
If you can’t spell the word “Democrats” on the first try, you might be MAGA. 🙄
November 20, 2024 at 3:33 AM
If you can’t spell the word “Democrats” on the first try, you might be MAGA. 🙄
If you can’t spell the word “Democrats” on the first try, you might be MAGA. 🙄
November 20, 2024 at 2:59 AM
If you can’t spell the word “Democrats” on the first try, you might be MAGA. 🙄
Hello, new Bluesky friends! Wanted to put forth a bit of positivity, so please enjoy this pic of my pup in sunglasses.
November 15, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Hello, new Bluesky friends! Wanted to put forth a bit of positivity, so please enjoy this pic of my pup in sunglasses.
November 4, 2024 at 7:50 AM