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JAK
@mfsyndrome.bsky.social
Disabled//Socialist//Funny
Hope Dick and Henry are having a fun time in hell today, and that it’s nice and warm 🌞🌞
November 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Sleep is such a great thing, you could go to bed feeling any type of way, but when you wake up everything is at least better for just a few minutes as your brain is still slightly foggy after waking. There are no problems in that moment.
Then you look at your wife and immediately want to inhale cO2
November 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Just want to walk through a field full of broken glass, want to actually feel something again 😪😪
November 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Rome Odunze not playing really fucked up my fantasy. You've got to be fucking kidding me.
Last week it was Ferguson not getting the ball thrown his way.
If he wouldnt have said he would be fine on Thursday, could've started a better player even though he was up against a strong defense. #DaBears
a man in a suit and tie holds his hand to his forehead
Alt: Man is squishing his face because someone shamed him and he knows what he has to do but just doesn't know if he can do it.
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November 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Sydney Sweeney speaks in such a way as to make my brain want to have an aneurysm just hearing it.
#girlboss #americaneagle #genetics
October 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Canada Post should’ve stayed on strike, but they didn’t have broad support from the public to continue it indefinitely.

Just because you’re Amazon order was delayed, doesn’t mean you have to hate the people striking

#canadapost
October 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
After you’re done with a date, go home and think what would be on their obituary if they were to die. That’s how you figure out if they’re even somewhat interesting #love
August 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Why the fuck is it such a big deal if a fucking mayoral candidate doesn’t endorse or support Israel? They don’t ask them to if they endorse or support any other country?
July 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Woke up feeling like shit, then i realized I’m alive during the end stages of capitalism and now I’m feeling quite chipper! #marxism #leninism
July 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Life is only temporary, but pain is forever. Just remember that the next time you’re feeling down!! 😘😘
June 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Honestly thought Carney was going to be a good guy. Now he’s granting all of the conservatives wildest dreams and fracturing his party. With Bill C-2 it seems like he’s just trying to appease Trump, while it is going to protect Canadians. Fuck that noise
June 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Israelis have the worst logic. We can hit you but you can’t hit us and if you do hit us back then we’re going to strike back. This is americas fault for funding all of their bullshit
June 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
How the hell is the USA going to host the World Cup or the Olympics? The ice agents will probably deport the Colombian football team before they even get off the airplane
June 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Reposted by JAK
When the President of the United States is arguing with Elon Musk on their own platforms… #trailerparkboys #TPB
June 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
People who still don’t believe in climate change deserve a lobotomy. The air quality in pretty much all of Manitoba goes from bad to fucked, on my ratings scale
May 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
When will PP address the fires raging in northern Manitoba and Saskatchewan. This is the first and last time I will ever say this, as his voice makes me want to rip my ears from my skull
May 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
With that new google VEO 3 being announced, I’m quite scared for the future and for future generations who grow up only knowing and dealing with this bullshit. Also gave me the realization that I need to spend less time with technology and just experience more real/authentic shit. FUCK GOOGLE
May 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Why did I always think blink-182 and Green Day were the same band?
a blurry picture of a person in a dark room with a green background
ALT: a blurry picture of a person in a dark room with a green background
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May 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Why can’t the government just lower the price of everything, also my favourite strain of weed has gotten more expensive. All they have to do is lower the price of weed and I’ll be happy, nothing else. They could also lower the price of sour patch kids
May 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Watching the downfall of America from Canada is like watching someone throw a can of bug spray into a bonfire, you don’t know when it’s going to explode but when it does you know it’ll be funny
May 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Jake Tapper is a fucking buffoon, a brain dead squirrel could do a better job at reading off the teleprompter than him
May 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
What’s a good stand alone fantasy novel? I’m sick of having to read three books to get to the ending of the story, when it should have only taken maybe 1,200 pages at most, that’s it. #booksky💙📚
May 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
What’s a good stand alone fantasy novel? I’m sick of having to read three books to get to the ending of the story, when it should have only taken maybe 1,200 pages at most, that’s it. #booksky❤️💙📚
May 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Mark Carney reminds me of a principal telling his students about that days events
May 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I fucking hate when people don’t understand when I’m being sarcastic. Fucking idiots
March 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM