Mary Frankovich
@mfranko.bsky.social
Like a cool 65-year-old in the spry body of a 30-year-old.
Peak cat behavior.
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Peak cat behavior.
I wish I could be this comfy just once in this godforsaken life.
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I wish I could be this comfy just once in this godforsaken life.
I watched The Faculty over the weekend and the scariest part of that movie was Stokely’s transformation. You cannot tell me that Clea Duvall went from sci-fi loving mall-rat goth to THIS.
October 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I watched The Faculty over the weekend and the scariest part of that movie was Stokely’s transformation. You cannot tell me that Clea Duvall went from sci-fi loving mall-rat goth to THIS.
I saw two posts about International Cat Day so I am using that as an excuse to share photos of my Luna. She is an expert in naps and finding accidental pillows in the folds of a blanket. One of her favorite people foods is tortilla chips. And, obviously, she is the cutest cat ever. ❤️
August 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I saw two posts about International Cat Day so I am using that as an excuse to share photos of my Luna. She is an expert in naps and finding accidental pillows in the folds of a blanket. One of her favorite people foods is tortilla chips. And, obviously, she is the cutest cat ever. ❤️
Found in the Aldi parking lot. The real question is, how will they take their groceries home?
August 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Found in the Aldi parking lot. The real question is, how will they take their groceries home?
Yesterday marked one year of Ringo. It took a while for him to adjust to his new home, but it was such a joy to see his personality come out. It’s hard to imagine our home without this sweet baby boy. Happy Gotcha Day!
June 17, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Yesterday marked one year of Ringo. It took a while for him to adjust to his new home, but it was such a joy to see his personality come out. It’s hard to imagine our home without this sweet baby boy. Happy Gotcha Day!
Just once I wish I could be this cozy.
May 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Just once I wish I could be this cozy.
Every day you must tell your cat they are the cutest thing you’ve ever seen.
May 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Every day you must tell your cat they are the cutest thing you’ve ever seen.
A teenager said my dog was “ugly as fuck” and like ???? That’s just objectively not true???
May 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
A teenager said my dog was “ugly as fuck” and like ???? That’s just objectively not true???
Excited to dive into #EverythingIsTB for my 8th book of 2025!
April 9, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Excited to dive into #EverythingIsTB for my 8th book of 2025!
Ringo LOVES to be completely covered by a blanket, which means two things:
1. Every dog bed has a designated blanket.
2. Accidental blanket capes.
1. Every dog bed has a designated blanket.
2. Accidental blanket capes.
March 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Ringo LOVES to be completely covered by a blanket, which means two things:
1. Every dog bed has a designated blanket.
2. Accidental blanket capes.
1. Every dog bed has a designated blanket.
2. Accidental blanket capes.
We’ve been hearing the same stories for decades with evidence that’s inconclusive at best. In a time where cameras are easily accessible, why is there no good footage?? I believe aliens exist. But visiting Earth? I’ll believe that when I see it.
March 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
We’ve been hearing the same stories for decades with evidence that’s inconclusive at best. In a time where cameras are easily accessible, why is there no good footage?? I believe aliens exist. But visiting Earth? I’ll believe that when I see it.
Funny how when I first put Ringo’s coat on him it’s as if he’s been shackled, but as soon as we go outside he is ready to romp in the snow. Hmmm…
January 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Funny how when I first put Ringo’s coat on him it’s as if he’s been shackled, but as soon as we go outside he is ready to romp in the snow. Hmmm…
A possibly underrated Office quote, but it becomes more real every time I get on Facebook. I think I scrolled past at least five pregnancy announcements just now.
January 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
A possibly underrated Office quote, but it becomes more real every time I get on Facebook. I think I scrolled past at least five pregnancy announcements just now.
Is there anything cuter than a tuxedo cat with a bow tie?
December 14, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Is there anything cuter than a tuxedo cat with a bow tie?
Your dog looks so much like my Ringo!!
December 14, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Your dog looks so much like my Ringo!!
Hey, copywriters! Friendly reminder to check your prepositions.
It’s “Save [%] ON”
Or
“Take [%] OFF”
Is this actually important? No. But “Save [%] off” makes no sense.
It’s “Save [%] ON”
Or
“Take [%] OFF”
Is this actually important? No. But “Save [%] off” makes no sense.
December 4, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Hey, copywriters! Friendly reminder to check your prepositions.
It’s “Save [%] ON”
Or
“Take [%] OFF”
Is this actually important? No. But “Save [%] off” makes no sense.
It’s “Save [%] ON”
Or
“Take [%] OFF”
Is this actually important? No. But “Save [%] off” makes no sense.
My husband and I call our cat the Green Blanket Bitch because her two favorite blankets of ours are both green. Then, we adopted the true Blanket Bitch: our dog. He just HAS to burrow in a blanket to get comfy and it is extremely cute.
November 22, 2024 at 1:53 AM
My husband and I call our cat the Green Blanket Bitch because her two favorite blankets of ours are both green. Then, we adopted the true Blanket Bitch: our dog. He just HAS to burrow in a blanket to get comfy and it is extremely cute.
It is officially lap season in my house, which is when my cat lays in my lap nearly every day. I don’t care if she’s only there for warmth; it’s my favorite time of year.
November 20, 2024 at 2:31 PM
It is officially lap season in my house, which is when my cat lays in my lap nearly every day. I don’t care if she’s only there for warmth; it’s my favorite time of year.