Martin is bored sometimes
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Living in New Brighton, Merseyside.
Watching movies and stuff.
Reading comics and books.
Seeing live music.
Some posts may not be entirely truthful due to silliness.
Watching movies and stuff.
Reading comics and books.
Seeing live music.
Some posts may not be entirely truthful due to silliness.
Ha! I'd forgotten about doing that!
December 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Ha! I'd forgotten about doing that!
If I wanted to play something like CoD I'd just go to the park with some mates and a few rifles.
December 12, 2025 at 1:23 PM
If I wanted to play something like CoD I'd just go to the park with some mates and a few rifles.
Daniel Day Lewis isn't evil? I totally had him as evil. Lawful evil. But definitely evil.
December 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Daniel Day Lewis isn't evil? I totally had him as evil. Lawful evil. But definitely evil.
It's utter nonsense. The conditions they left were political, not personal. They're not going to bring them with them.
December 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It's utter nonsense. The conditions they left were political, not personal. They're not going to bring them with them.
I read it with a dazed compunction.
December 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I read it with a dazed compunction.
Sigh. I just think calling them 'people' rather than 'men' is cute and more fun. But I don't have a weekly column.
December 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Sigh. I just think calling them 'people' rather than 'men' is cute and more fun. But I don't have a weekly column.
The third rule of Fight Club is that that is always the theme music for Fight Club.
December 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The third rule of Fight Club is that that is always the theme music for Fight Club.
'The Christmas Electric Carving Knife Massacre'
(Always hated those knives since Maximum Overdrive.)
(Always hated those knives since Maximum Overdrive.)
December 8, 2025 at 10:17 AM
'The Christmas Electric Carving Knife Massacre'
(Always hated those knives since Maximum Overdrive.)
(Always hated those knives since Maximum Overdrive.)
Is that why they turned down the pitch for my horny prison saga 'Criminal Sex'? 🤔
December 8, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Is that why they turned down the pitch for my horny prison saga 'Criminal Sex'? 🤔
All those years of work to end up here You've finally made it.
December 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
All those years of work to end up here You've finally made it.
Yeah, they're just more into Mario than, y'know, Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing or whatever. 😎
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Yeah, they're just more into Mario than, y'know, Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing or whatever. 😎
Yeah, see they wanted to play fun games. Not PC games. 😌
December 4, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Yeah, see they wanted to play fun games. Not PC games. 😌
It's astonishing what you can make yourself believe in order to support the people and system who are vital to maintaining your own power and wealth.
December 4, 2025 at 10:53 AM
It's astonishing what you can make yourself believe in order to support the people and system who are vital to maintaining your own power and wealth.
Yes, you should always be yourself.
Unless you are a dick.
Unless you are a dick.
November 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Yes, you should always be yourself.
Unless you are a dick.
Unless you are a dick.
So her argument is that to be Christians, we should return to how things were in a time before Jesus' teachings? Hmmm.
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 AM
So her argument is that to be Christians, we should return to how things were in a time before Jesus' teachings? Hmmm.
I always thought Hotblack Desiato was just a silly name until I was sat outside a pub in Islington about 20 years ago and saw the sign!
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I always thought Hotblack Desiato was just a silly name until I was sat outside a pub in Islington about 20 years ago and saw the sign!
Also, there are very few 'fixed points' in Bond. I guess Vesper, Tracy and Quarrell are the three big ones, but you can reference them, ignore them or re-do them however you want.
Blofeld, Leiter, Q, M and Moneypenny are endlessly mutable, so it doesn't matter what you choose to do with them.
Blofeld, Leiter, Q, M and Moneypenny are endlessly mutable, so it doesn't matter what you choose to do with them.
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Also, there are very few 'fixed points' in Bond. I guess Vesper, Tracy and Quarrell are the three big ones, but you can reference them, ignore them or re-do them however you want.
Blofeld, Leiter, Q, M and Moneypenny are endlessly mutable, so it doesn't matter what you choose to do with them.
Blofeld, Leiter, Q, M and Moneypenny are endlessly mutable, so it doesn't matter what you choose to do with them.
I'd start kind of like the book You Only Live Twice. M is being targeted by an unstoppable brainwashed assassin. Who could it be? My lord, it's Bond! Then don't really bother to explain how the bad guy got hold of him. Explanations are boring.
November 11, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I'd start kind of like the book You Only Live Twice. M is being targeted by an unstoppable brainwashed assassin. Who could it be? My lord, it's Bond! Then don't really bother to explain how the bad guy got hold of him. Explanations are boring.
What 9 year old wouldn't tune in for the charming adventures of actor Jonny Briggs.
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 AM
What 9 year old wouldn't tune in for the charming adventures of actor Jonny Briggs.
Aww now I want to see Edward Woodward acting with the Muppets.
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Aww now I want to see Edward Woodward acting with the Muppets.