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I’ve been twenty five for over a quarter of a century
November 12, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I’ve been twenty five for over a quarter of a century
I’m pretty sure that was Beastmaster 2 hell from above, easy mistake since they had the same catering truck service
October 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I’m pretty sure that was Beastmaster 2 hell from above, easy mistake since they had the same catering truck service
If you don’t know, why should we?
October 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
If you don’t know, why should we?
Yesterday a co-worker wanted to talk about how everything was terrible, but didn’t want to discuss specifics, or place blame. Some people wonder why I drink, some wonder why I’m ever sober
August 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Yesterday a co-worker wanted to talk about how everything was terrible, but didn’t want to discuss specifics, or place blame. Some people wonder why I drink, some wonder why I’m ever sober
I’m usually using mine during the flight so I‘ve never had a problem. Double bag your refill ink though, it’ll get ya the second you get complacent.
August 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I’m usually using mine during the flight so I‘ve never had a problem. Double bag your refill ink though, it’ll get ya the second you get complacent.
I kinda hoped I was your stuffed animal
July 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I kinda hoped I was your stuffed animal
Always answer “b” or “c”
July 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Always answer “b” or “c”
I gotta be home by 10 if that works for you
July 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I gotta be home by 10 if that works for you
To teach you the folly of low potassium
May 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
To teach you the folly of low potassium
I’m reminded of a song by Shel Silverstein about a contest between a guy who could roll joints faster than anyone could smoke, and a girl who could smoke faster than anyone could roll. Somehow wasn’t included in “Where the Sidewalk Ends”
April 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I’m reminded of a song by Shel Silverstein about a contest between a guy who could roll joints faster than anyone could smoke, and a girl who could smoke faster than anyone could roll. Somehow wasn’t included in “Where the Sidewalk Ends”
I’m sorry, some traumas
are what they are
are what they are
March 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I’m sorry, some traumas
are what they are
are what they are
It’ golden age Lana Lang as the insect queen
January 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It’ golden age Lana Lang as the insect queen
But I read an article somewhere once.
January 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
But I read an article somewhere once.
An anti-lgbtq party that celebrates with “YMCA” cannot be expected to understand their own ability to flex
December 31, 2024 at 2:13 PM
An anti-lgbtq party that celebrates with “YMCA” cannot be expected to understand their own ability to flex
I’ve written jokes for them, they never saw them or would ever have used them
November 20, 2024 at 7:38 PM
I’ve written jokes for them, they never saw them or would ever have used them
What is Musks species?
November 19, 2024 at 7:42 PM
What is Musks species?
Forgive me for being uninformed, why can’t she get security clearance for the job?
November 14, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Forgive me for being uninformed, why can’t she get security clearance for the job?
They’re probably down at the flea market
November 14, 2024 at 5:04 PM
They’re probably down at the flea market
Fragile insecure neurotic and emotional
October 25, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Fragile insecure neurotic and emotional