Mike from Useless, TX
@mfahearn.bsky.social
Silence implies approval. Mike Johnson tacitly endorses Trump's post.
December 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Silence implies approval. Mike Johnson tacitly endorses Trump's post.
If he's literally always shaking hands, does that mean anything with his 'signature' was actually done via autopen?
December 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
If he's literally always shaking hands, does that mean anything with his 'signature' was actually done via autopen?
They'll probably start offering a BS in Creationism, too.
December 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
They'll probably start offering a BS in Creationism, too.
I'm sure Trump's readying the pardon, just in case.
December 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I'm sure Trump's readying the pardon, just in case.
Or Mohammed Bone Saw, as he's known colloquially.
November 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Or Mohammed Bone Saw, as he's known colloquially.
Bone Spurs, meet Bone Saw. Bone Saw, Bone Spurs.
November 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Bone Spurs, meet Bone Saw. Bone Saw, Bone Spurs.
>> "I wish we could get things done for our party like Nancy Pelosi was able to deliver for her party." <<
Perhaps, but she's not wrong here.
Perhaps, but she's not wrong here.
November 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
>> "I wish we could get things done for our party like Nancy Pelosi was able to deliver for her party." <<
Perhaps, but she's not wrong here.
Perhaps, but she's not wrong here.
The pragmatic partisan Republicans - Roberts, Kavanaugh, Barrett - will read yesterday's tea leaves and undercut Trump on tariffs in an attempt to save the economy and therefore, they hope, the Republican party in the 2026 elections.
November 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The pragmatic partisan Republicans - Roberts, Kavanaugh, Barrett - will read yesterday's tea leaves and undercut Trump on tariffs in an attempt to save the economy and therefore, they hope, the Republican party in the 2026 elections.
But every second she spends shopping for planes is one second spent not slaying puppies, so there's that.
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
But every second she spends shopping for planes is one second spent not slaying puppies, so there's that.
They gerrymandered for five seats but I'd be surprised if they got all five in 2026. The closer you slice and dice, the less margin of error you have. The flip side is that the districts will be more conservative in general, so any Democrat wins could be difficult to hold in 2028 and 2030.
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
They gerrymandered for five seats but I'd be surprised if they got all five in 2026. The closer you slice and dice, the less margin of error you have. The flip side is that the districts will be more conservative in general, so any Democrat wins could be difficult to hold in 2028 and 2030.
The one bright spot of any Kristi Noem press conference is that at least for the moment you know she's neither slaying puppies or holed up in some dark garret writing a book where she brags about slaying puppies.
October 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The one bright spot of any Kristi Noem press conference is that at least for the moment you know she's neither slaying puppies or holed up in some dark garret writing a book where she brags about slaying puppies.
Sounds like work, to which I believe little Mike is allergic.
October 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Sounds like work, to which I believe little Mike is allergic.
Rephrased Johnson: Keeping people fed not my job.
October 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Rephrased Johnson: Keeping people fed not my job.
More like drone company's investment in Donald Trump, Jr., pays off w/ Pentagon contract, amirite?
October 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
More like drone company's investment in Donald Trump, Jr., pays off w/ Pentagon contract, amirite?
They got the habeas corpus question wrong because they insisted on citing the Puppyslayer.
www.npr.org/2025/05/20/n...
www.npr.org/2025/05/20/n...
DHS secretary misstates meaning of habeas corpus under Senate scrutiny
Facing sharp questioning from Democratic lawmakers, the director of Homeland Security incorrectly described the constitutional right as a presidential authority to deport individuals.
www.npr.org
October 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
They got the habeas corpus question wrong because they insisted on citing the Puppyslayer.
www.npr.org/2025/05/20/n...
www.npr.org/2025/05/20/n...
Little-known fact - the new addition will be known as the Jeffrey E. Epstein Ballroom and Pleasure Palace!
October 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Little-known fact - the new addition will be known as the Jeffrey E. Epstein Ballroom and Pleasure Palace!
Everything after the fourth word is superfluous.
October 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Everything after the fourth word is superfluous.
I don't think it's all about Epstein. I think Mike Johnson's a lazy son of a bitch.
October 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I don't think it's all about Epstein. I think Mike Johnson's a lazy son of a bitch.
Apparently in the Johnson Era, it doesn't work.
October 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Apparently in the Johnson Era, it doesn't work.
No kings is one of the foundational truths of this country.
October 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
No kings is one of the foundational truths of this country.
Why does Mike Johnson hate the Declaration of Independence?
October 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Why does Mike Johnson hate the Declaration of Independence?
Christianity has a Mike Johnson problem.
October 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Christianity has a Mike Johnson problem.
Put it through my TrumpTranslator and it came out: "TERRIBLE DEAL! Somebody didn't have COVFEFE this morning! Both sides could do MUCH better listening to ME! Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
October 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Put it through my TrumpTranslator and it came out: "TERRIBLE DEAL! Somebody didn't have COVFEFE this morning! Both sides could do MUCH better listening to ME! Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
Whatever he told them, it probably was a lie.
October 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Whatever he told them, it probably was a lie.