@mf113.bsky.social
My pronouns are she/her but my adjectives are angry/tired
Widower? I hardly know her #theholiday
December 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Widower? I hardly know her #theholiday
Who’s job was it to tell me that constantly taking edibles and means you gotta keep buying more
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Who’s job was it to tell me that constantly taking edibles and means you gotta keep buying more
How normal is it that I have to convince myself that there are not worms in my food? On like, a scale of one to ten
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
How normal is it that I have to convince myself that there are not worms in my food? On like, a scale of one to ten
Someone in the bathroom is listening to “we are the world” on a personal speaker. Like excuse me, but I’m trying to have diarrhea here
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Someone in the bathroom is listening to “we are the world” on a personal speaker. Like excuse me, but I’m trying to have diarrhea here
Every year I rewatch Love, Actually and I watch Liam Neeson beautifully portray a grieving single father, and all I can think about is how he publicly urinates on himself whenever he goes drinking
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Every year I rewatch Love, Actually and I watch Liam Neeson beautifully portray a grieving single father, and all I can think about is how he publicly urinates on himself whenever he goes drinking
The delightfully overwhelming homo-eroticism of GDT’s Frankenstein is canon #frankenstein #guillermodeltoro
November 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The delightfully overwhelming homo-eroticism of GDT’s Frankenstein is canon #frankenstein #guillermodeltoro
I wonder if anyone will miss me when I’m gone
November 1, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I wonder if anyone will miss me when I’m gone
The perfect autumnal date is taking an edible and going to your local communities production of Mel Brooks Young Frankenstein
October 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The perfect autumnal date is taking an edible and going to your local communities production of Mel Brooks Young Frankenstein
Why is this months #pokemongo community day not shuppet? Or misdreavus? Gimme some spooky vibes please
October 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Why is this months #pokemongo community day not shuppet? Or misdreavus? Gimme some spooky vibes please
The most beautiful woman you know has read Jane Eyre and erotic yaoi in the same week
September 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The most beautiful woman you know has read Jane Eyre and erotic yaoi in the same week
When I say match my freak I mean you better be the Ed to my Lorraine Warren
September 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
When I say match my freak I mean you better be the Ed to my Lorraine Warren
Love gen z posting about 9/11 and Never Forget. Baby you were born in 2006!! What are you remembering?!
September 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Love gen z posting about 9/11 and Never Forget. Baby you were born in 2006!! What are you remembering?!
Is he on the dl or does he just have blue eyes
August 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Is he on the dl or does he just have blue eyes
I started using an eczema healing lotion (in place of my normal, overpriced and lovely LUSH lotions) and my eczema got better. What a devastating and wholly predictable result
July 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I started using an eczema healing lotion (in place of my normal, overpriced and lovely LUSH lotions) and my eczema got better. What a devastating and wholly predictable result
I don’t mean to imply that women can’t be losers btw; I just think the specific type of loser that likes cyber trucks is probably a man
July 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I don’t mean to imply that women can’t be losers btw; I just think the specific type of loser that likes cyber trucks is probably a man
Has a woman ever bought a cybertruck or is that mostly a loser guy thing?
July 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Has a woman ever bought a cybertruck or is that mostly a loser guy thing?
Not now sweetie, mommy’s cyber bullying people who use chat gpt
June 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Not now sweetie, mommy’s cyber bullying people who use chat gpt
Somebody at hallmark really needs to design a card to give to your father who has become an unrecognizable maga nutjob
June 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Somebody at hallmark really needs to design a card to give to your father who has become an unrecognizable maga nutjob
This years met gala was so boring that no one got canceled
May 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
This years met gala was so boring that no one got canceled
Sometimes I worry that bad bunny doesn’t know how much I love him
May 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Sometimes I worry that bad bunny doesn’t know how much I love him
Soo much pollen, so few bees
May 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Soo much pollen, so few bees
Sometimes I think about how Jane Austen never owned a scale and it makes me think that I could write something as good as pride and prejudice if I weren’t obsessed with my weight
May 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Sometimes I think about how Jane Austen never owned a scale and it makes me think that I could write something as good as pride and prejudice if I weren’t obsessed with my weight
Sometimes I really regret selling my soul to the Duolingo owl
May 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Sometimes I really regret selling my soul to the Duolingo owl
The world is pretty terrible but my kitty purrs when I rub her belly and it really helps
March 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The world is pretty terrible but my kitty purrs when I rub her belly and it really helps