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Jan
@mezzojan.bsky.social
Musician | Educator | Film Junkie | “Put-Together Shit Show” | Therapy Whore | Bisexual Nightmare | Pronouns: She/Her |
The poster for MATERIALISTS is giving me real BONFIRE OF THE VANITIES vibes.
May 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I just misspelled my own name in an email, so that’s how my day is going.
February 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If I knew how to make an app, I would make an NYT Spelling Bee knockoff that is only sex slang, expletives, and euphemisms for genitalia.

Brought to you by the exclusion of the word “hoohah” in today’s actual NYT Spelling Bee.
February 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
“And while he may have also promised he’d re-segregate the city, crash the city’s economy, and turn the city’s only remaining functional hospital into a big Jersey Mike’s, I can guarantee that I only wanted the Jersey Mike’s.”
Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
It’s so easy to label people these days. From the way folks have been talking, you’d think everyone falls into two buckets: those who voted against...
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February 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Well, we are two weeks into the new year, and I have already failed the #DontFallDown2025 challenge.

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January 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Reposted by Jan
Missouri Gov Parsons has commuted prison for a white cop—Eric DeValkenaere—who illegally entered the property of a Black man named Cameron Lamb & executed him.

Yet, Parsons let Missouri execute a Black man—Marcellus Williams—despite clear proof of Williams’ innocence.

Open white supremacy in 2024😐
December 21, 2024 at 6:04 AM