Ember the Impregnable 🔥🐺
@mewmewhakusho.bsky.social
Created by Lockheed Martin to impregnate your dad
They/them
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Owner/perfumer behind Hoshi Gato
They/them
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Owner/perfumer behind Hoshi Gato
I can feel myself becoming cringe #danandphil
October 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I can feel myself becoming cringe #danandphil
Charlie Kirk said that gun violence wasn’t a serious problem while standing under a tent that said “prove me wrong”
Someone did.
Someone did.
September 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Charlie Kirk said that gun violence wasn’t a serious problem while standing under a tent that said “prove me wrong”
Someone did.
Someone did.
I think its majorly telling that everyone jumps at the chance to condemn gun violence when Charlie Kirk becomes a victim, but we have been collectively silent when the children that Kirk HIMSELF said were “necessary casualties” were killed.
A few days ago, I saw MAGA tell Julián Guzman to FAFO.
A few days ago, I saw MAGA tell Julián Guzman to FAFO.
September 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I think its majorly telling that everyone jumps at the chance to condemn gun violence when Charlie Kirk becomes a victim, but we have been collectively silent when the children that Kirk HIMSELF said were “necessary casualties” were killed.
A few days ago, I saw MAGA tell Julián Guzman to FAFO.
A few days ago, I saw MAGA tell Julián Guzman to FAFO.
This is what AI comics look like. I see them all over TikTok and most people can’t tell. I can’t really say what I think makes it so obvious, but it is.
Something about it just screams AI and I can’t put my finger on it
Something about it just screams AI and I can’t put my finger on it
July 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
This is what AI comics look like. I see them all over TikTok and most people can’t tell. I can’t really say what I think makes it so obvious, but it is.
Something about it just screams AI and I can’t put my finger on it
Something about it just screams AI and I can’t put my finger on it
TikTok is suppressing content about the executive orders signed last night.
You should start posting those videos here to the video feed.
You should start posting those videos here to the video feed.
January 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
TikTok is suppressing content about the executive orders signed last night.
You should start posting those videos here to the video feed.
You should start posting those videos here to the video feed.
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I reserved several more names on Neptune, including
Foxbusiness
Foxandfriends
Jessewatters
JoeRoganExperience
Thejoeroganexperience
Foxbusiness
Foxandfriends
Jessewatters
JoeRoganExperience
Thejoeroganexperience
January 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I reserved several more names on Neptune, including
Foxbusiness
Foxandfriends
Jessewatters
JoeRoganExperience
Thejoeroganexperience
Foxbusiness
Foxandfriends
Jessewatters
JoeRoganExperience
Thejoeroganexperience
Spread it open and flick ✌️the bean 🫘
I’m Joanne Prada the pussy queen 👑
I’m Joanne Prada the pussy queen 👑
January 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Spread it open and flick ✌️the bean 🫘
I’m Joanne Prada the pussy queen 👑
I’m Joanne Prada the pussy queen 👑
Usernames I copped on Neptune
pissqueen
mpregking
mpregnable
foxbusiness
foxandfriends
candiceowens (spelled wrong 🙃)
jessewatters
MewMewHakusho
pissqueen
mpregking
mpregnable
foxbusiness
foxandfriends
candiceowens (spelled wrong 🙃)
jessewatters
MewMewHakusho
January 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Usernames I copped on Neptune
pissqueen
mpregking
mpregnable
foxbusiness
foxandfriends
candiceowens (spelled wrong 🙃)
jessewatters
MewMewHakusho
pissqueen
mpregking
mpregnable
foxbusiness
foxandfriends
candiceowens (spelled wrong 🙃)
jessewatters
MewMewHakusho
“Donate all of your blood” is my new favorite way to tell someone to fuck off.
January 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
“Donate all of your blood” is my new favorite way to tell someone to fuck off.
The Sonic movies are the only time I’ve ever found Eggman or Jim Carrey attractive
But with every new movie I’m more and more convinced that his heart is taken 💔
#sonic #sonicthehedgehog #stobotnik
But with every new movie I’m more and more convinced that his heart is taken 💔
#sonic #sonicthehedgehog #stobotnik
December 22, 2024 at 10:36 PM
The Sonic movies are the only time I’ve ever found Eggman or Jim Carrey attractive
But with every new movie I’m more and more convinced that his heart is taken 💔
#sonic #sonicthehedgehog #stobotnik
But with every new movie I’m more and more convinced that his heart is taken 💔
#sonic #sonicthehedgehog #stobotnik
No cancer treatment for kids but at least Elon’s deepfake porn is safe
I fucking hate this country
I fucking hate this country
December 20, 2024 at 10:04 PM
No cancer treatment for kids but at least Elon’s deepfake porn is safe
I fucking hate this country
I fucking hate this country
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Yesterday it was revealed that a real estate pricing software company stole $3 billion a year from renters across America. No one involved in that crime will even meet a single cop, much less this.
December 19, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Yesterday it was revealed that a real estate pricing software company stole $3 billion a year from renters across America. No one involved in that crime will even meet a single cop, much less this.
A lot of conservative news outlets and politicians frame our lack of access to basic needs as a “government efficiency issue”
But are insurance companies really efficient or are they just operating on profit motive?
Those aren’t the same thing.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTY96QedP/
But are insurance companies really efficient or are they just operating on profit motive?
Those aren’t the same thing.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTY96QedP/
Replying to @Harmfulwomenexcel what do they mean when they sell you “efficiency” as a solution and is that realy the solution? #healthcare #delaydenydefend #unitedhealthcare #luigimangione #healthcar...
TikTok video by Ember the Impregnable 🔥🐺
www.tiktok.com
December 12, 2024 at 10:18 PM
A lot of conservative news outlets and politicians frame our lack of access to basic needs as a “government efficiency issue”
But are insurance companies really efficient or are they just operating on profit motive?
Those aren’t the same thing.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTY96QedP/
But are insurance companies really efficient or are they just operating on profit motive?
Those aren’t the same thing.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTY96QedP/
Broke: Sleeping with your abuser
Woke: Enemies to lovers ❤️
Woke: Enemies to lovers ❤️
December 11, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Broke: Sleeping with your abuser
Woke: Enemies to lovers ❤️
Woke: Enemies to lovers ❤️
December 9, 2024 at 9:59 PM
As a rural leftist, nothing is more frustrating than the misunderstanding blue state leftists have of red states.
See how conservatives are happy about the UH CEO?
I talk to these ppl everyday. They want what we want, and they’ll vote for populism if it’s presented (even if it’s fake populism).
See how conservatives are happy about the UH CEO?
I talk to these ppl everyday. They want what we want, and they’ll vote for populism if it’s presented (even if it’s fake populism).
December 9, 2024 at 3:23 PM
As a rural leftist, nothing is more frustrating than the misunderstanding blue state leftists have of red states.
See how conservatives are happy about the UH CEO?
I talk to these ppl everyday. They want what we want, and they’ll vote for populism if it’s presented (even if it’s fake populism).
See how conservatives are happy about the UH CEO?
I talk to these ppl everyday. They want what we want, and they’ll vote for populism if it’s presented (even if it’s fake populism).
You know that rule about the urinals?
People should follow that with treadmills too
People should follow that with treadmills too
December 7, 2024 at 2:05 PM
You know that rule about the urinals?
People should follow that with treadmills too
People should follow that with treadmills too
All the DL conservative commentators when that photo of the united healthcare assassin was released
a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants says oh no he 's hot
ALT: a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants says oh no he 's hot
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2024 at 4:25 PM
All the DL conservative commentators when that photo of the united healthcare assassin was released
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Every teacher in America going to school with a target on their back:
*price of doing business, shoulda got a real job*
ONE CEO gets shot:
*price of doing business, shoulda got a real job*
ONE CEO gets shot:
December 5, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Every teacher in America going to school with a target on their back:
*price of doing business, shoulda got a real job*
ONE CEO gets shot:
*price of doing business, shoulda got a real job*
ONE CEO gets shot:
Oh so he’s HAWTTT
Not guilty 🧑⚖️
Not guilty 🧑⚖️
December 5, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Oh so he’s HAWTTT
Not guilty 🧑⚖️
Not guilty 🧑⚖️
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sitting in a waiting room this morning while my partner had a 6 hour long cancer removal surgery when I saw the news that the insurance CEO was shot. Im paying out of pocket because the best alternative for us is partial coverage @ 1000 a month with a 15000 deductible. Anyway heres a unrelated comic
December 4, 2024 at 8:22 PM
sitting in a waiting room this morning while my partner had a 6 hour long cancer removal surgery when I saw the news that the insurance CEO was shot. Im paying out of pocket because the best alternative for us is partial coverage @ 1000 a month with a 15000 deductible. Anyway heres a unrelated comic
Why does god give his most 007 assassins to the lowest profile targets?
December 4, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Why does god give his most 007 assassins to the lowest profile targets?