Oh, I used to be disgusted, but now I try to be amused.
@mewgwen.bsky.social
48. Portland, the second one, next to Vancouver, the first one, in Oregon, the world's largest trailer park. Queer. Autistic, but the scary kind. Tired. Managed by an orange cat. Likes beer and dislikes posers. May be able to count cards.
I feel like Panic! At the Disco lyrics should be added for fairness and fartness reasons.
December 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I feel like Panic! At the Disco lyrics should be added for fairness and fartness reasons.
and the guy had hella IBS
December 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
and the guy had hella IBS
what do pigs have to do with human farting
(i am aware of how much pigs fart)
(i am aware of how much pigs fart)
December 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM
what do pigs have to do with human farting
(i am aware of how much pigs fart)
(i am aware of how much pigs fart)
(It's a "you're not wrong, but...")
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 AM
(It's a "you're not wrong, but...")
sometimes running involves walking. the gatekeepers can suck it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 AM
sometimes running involves walking. the gatekeepers can suck it.
being nice feels freakin good it's what trips up altruism sometimes but let's all shush and just be nice and let the chops fall where they may
October 27, 2025 at 7:48 AM
being nice feels freakin good it's what trips up altruism sometimes but let's all shush and just be nice and let the chops fall where they may
2 Rs 2 Ses only 2 As since that's what I try to add...
September 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
2 Rs 2 Ses only 2 As since that's what I try to add...
i can log off whenever i want to and this being at 0330 after a murderous week is definitely not a bad coping mechanism or "hey maybe slamming a red bull at 7pm was a good idea"
September 13, 2025 at 10:26 AM
i can log off whenever i want to and this being at 0330 after a murderous week is definitely not a bad coping mechanism or "hey maybe slamming a red bull at 7pm was a good idea"