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gay shitposting gecko mom trapped in an abusive relationship with the "lAnD oF tHe FrEe"
Crime Scene Cleaner nightmare DLC is exactly my kind of horror game.
December 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Crime Scene Cleaner nightmare DLC is exactly my kind of horror game.
If I were to describe the show Strangers with Candy, it would be: the Scary Movie 3 teleprompter scene but it's every character
December 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
If I were to describe the show Strangers with Candy, it would be: the Scary Movie 3 teleprompter scene but it's every character
Jeff Jefferson can eat a dick. Ulysses is MY cat now. #powerwashsimulator2
November 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Jeff Jefferson can eat a dick. Ulysses is MY cat now. #powerwashsimulator2
Was watching Home Improvement and my dad made a pun about "Tim the Tool... man" because apparently Tim Allen is a MAGA and I feel like that kind of explains why he's so good at playing a sexist idiot character...
October 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Was watching Home Improvement and my dad made a pun about "Tim the Tool... man" because apparently Tim Allen is a MAGA and I feel like that kind of explains why he's so good at playing a sexist idiot character...
I want a Monk/Bob's Burgers crossover for no reason other than Bob's "oh my god" would be the most perfect response ever to Monk's "Here's the thing"
October 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I want a Monk/Bob's Burgers crossover for no reason other than Bob's "oh my god" would be the most perfect response ever to Monk's "Here's the thing"
I love that Jack McBrayer is the type of actor that like, not only does he always seem to play basically the same character but you just know everyone who casts him is like "yes you are THE one for this character"
October 3, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I love that Jack McBrayer is the type of actor that like, not only does he always seem to play basically the same character but you just know everyone who casts him is like "yes you are THE one for this character"
Pouter pigeons are so weird to me because it's like someone saw an old man dressed up really fancy on top but completely naked below the waist and went "Ah yes, this is how a bird should look"
September 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Pouter pigeons are so weird to me because it's like someone saw an old man dressed up really fancy on top but completely naked below the waist and went "Ah yes, this is how a bird should look"
I remember watching Bride of Chucky as a kid sleeping over at my cousin's house, but we watched it late at night, so I fell asleep... kinda wild to think so many years later I can watch it all the way through for the first time.
September 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I remember watching Bride of Chucky as a kid sleeping over at my cousin's house, but we watched it late at night, so I fell asleep... kinda wild to think so many years later I can watch it all the way through for the first time.
@ fancy pigeon breeders: HeiheI is a cartoon Disney animal and was NOT supposed to look like a real bird!
September 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
@ fancy pigeon breeders: HeiheI is a cartoon Disney animal and was NOT supposed to look like a real bird!
Imagine already struggling to learn English and you find out there are animals called woodchucks and chuckwallas and then you find out later one of them is a lizard
September 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Imagine already struggling to learn English and you find out there are animals called woodchucks and chuckwallas and then you find out later one of them is a lizard
Occasionally the Cleveland Show theme song randomly pops into my head and now I'm thinking about how it's a shame the show kinda sucked, because Cleveland himself was a diamond of a character, the rare Adult Cartoon/Sitcom Dad who's Actually a Pretty Okay Person
August 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Occasionally the Cleveland Show theme song randomly pops into my head and now I'm thinking about how it's a shame the show kinda sucked, because Cleveland himself was a diamond of a character, the rare Adult Cartoon/Sitcom Dad who's Actually a Pretty Okay Person
I don't even understand fancy pigeon breeders in general. They're like "hmm yes I love these birds, but they'd be so much cooler if they looked completely different and couldn't do any bird things"
August 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I don't even understand fancy pigeon breeders in general. They're like "hmm yes I love these birds, but they'd be so much cooler if they looked completely different and couldn't do any bird things"
American fantails are the "I have ni mouth, and I must scream" of the pigeon world.
August 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
American fantails are the "I have ni mouth, and I must scream" of the pigeon world.
The voodoo guy in Child's Play is kind of an idiot when you know the first thing about voodoo, which is that it's a religion that's not allowed to be shared with outsiders. Like, you just can't teach that shit to a white guy and be surprised when he ends up a horror movie villain.
August 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The voodoo guy in Child's Play is kind of an idiot when you know the first thing about voodoo, which is that it's a religion that's not allowed to be shared with outsiders. Like, you just can't teach that shit to a white guy and be surprised when he ends up a horror movie villain.
Pigeons are rats with wings... that's why I want one 😭
July 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Pigeons are rats with wings... that's why I want one 😭
Just realized the Mind Dragon in Everhood 2 is essentially the Babadook but without the dog murder
July 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Just realized the Mind Dragon in Everhood 2 is essentially the Babadook but without the dog murder
Got a Legion Go S with Steam OS and people are not kidding about the fan noise LOL... but I found the reason it's like that is the default power profile is on the highest settings, which also makes the battery life absolute ass.
July 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Got a Legion Go S with Steam OS and people are not kidding about the fan noise LOL... but I found the reason it's like that is the default power profile is on the highest settings, which also makes the battery life absolute ass.
It's kind of fucked up actually how parrots are considered largely "pet material" but pigeons generally not, when having been domesticated for as long as they have, pigeons are much more naturally suited to life with humans.
July 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
It's kind of fucked up actually how parrots are considered largely "pet material" but pigeons generally not, when having been domesticated for as long as they have, pigeons are much more naturally suited to life with humans.
when you play House Flipper while high and now someone just has a shower right inside their front door
July 4, 2025 at 6:14 AM
when you play House Flipper while high and now someone just has a shower right inside their front door
Basically anytime two fandoms are competing for attention, I'm just being the "OMG TWO CAKES" person.
June 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Basically anytime two fandoms are competing for attention, I'm just being the "OMG TWO CAKES" person.
WHY IS A SINGLEPLAYER GAME SHITTING ITSELF FOR NOT HAVING AN INTERNET CONNECTION #gardenlife
June 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
WHY IS A SINGLEPLAYER GAME SHITTING ITSELF FOR NOT HAVING AN INTERNET CONNECTION #gardenlife
So my understanding of pigeons is they basically really are rats with wings but like not in the derogatory sense that people usually say that; more in the sense that they're lovely pets but misunderstood by people who only know the negative stuff they see of feral ones.
June 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
So my understanding of pigeons is they basically really are rats with wings but like not in the derogatory sense that people usually say that; more in the sense that they're lovely pets but misunderstood by people who only know the negative stuff they see of feral ones.