MetzoPaino
@metzopaino.bsky.social
Pour one out for Big George forged on the coronation day of King George V
In the last @trenchcrusade.bsky.social game they missed a Satchel Charge throw, blew up their own Lieutenant and then had their head blown off by a Shrine Anchorite with an Autocannon
Final moments captured by my partner
In the last @trenchcrusade.bsky.social game they missed a Satchel Charge throw, blew up their own Lieutenant and then had their head blown off by a Shrine Anchorite with an Autocannon
Final moments captured by my partner
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Pour one out for Big George forged on the coronation day of King George V
In the last @trenchcrusade.bsky.social game they missed a Satchel Charge throw, blew up their own Lieutenant and then had their head blown off by a Shrine Anchorite with an Autocannon
Final moments captured by my partner
In the last @trenchcrusade.bsky.social game they missed a Satchel Charge throw, blew up their own Lieutenant and then had their head blown off by a Shrine Anchorite with an Autocannon
Final moments captured by my partner
Made a mockup of the Ronda board and I don’t know if I’m losing my mind. The yellow is a desert mat. There’s a city wall with 3 natural entry points, then on the left a cliff with Mordheim style scaffolding around it leading to a garden, on the other side of the bridge a ruined house and plaza
November 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Made a mockup of the Ronda board and I don’t know if I’m losing my mind. The yellow is a desert mat. There’s a city wall with 3 natural entry points, then on the left a cliff with Mordheim style scaffolding around it leading to a garden, on the other side of the bridge a ruined house and plaza
Maus would have been 6 today. I miss her so much
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Maus would have been 6 today. I miss her so much
Call me @zorpazorp with how quickly this terrain build has gotten out of control. I only wanted to make a High Ground board for @trenchcrusade.bsky.social 😭
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Call me @zorpazorp with how quickly this terrain build has gotten out of control. I only wanted to make a High Ground board for @trenchcrusade.bsky.social 😭
Time to start playing Trench Crusade
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Time to start playing Trench Crusade
There is an annual Mordheim tournament in Hull with some absolutely amazing boards
November 9, 2025 at 7:28 AM
There is an annual Mordheim tournament in Hull with some absolutely amazing boards
Growing up were there any moments in movies that traumatised you?
It wasn’t until years later I realised American Werewolf in London was a comedy. It really messed me up
It wasn’t until years later I realised American Werewolf in London was a comedy. It really messed me up
November 7, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Growing up were there any moments in movies that traumatised you?
It wasn’t until years later I realised American Werewolf in London was a comedy. It really messed me up
It wasn’t until years later I realised American Werewolf in London was a comedy. It really messed me up
I tried to de-vamp mine for my Old World Bretonnian Exiles
October 31, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I tried to de-vamp mine for my Old World Bretonnian Exiles
Mayhem In Málaga! A loss for my Antioch’s, but the first game where i started to correctly pilot my fireteams. Our @trenchcrusade.bsky.social campaign is now entering the middle phase and we’re going to start playing the weird scenarios
October 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Mayhem In Málaga! A loss for my Antioch’s, but the first game where i started to correctly pilot my fireteams. Our @trenchcrusade.bsky.social campaign is now entering the middle phase and we’re going to start playing the weird scenarios
Why did they change the logo and theme colour in the app and then not update the splash screen?
October 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Why did they change the logo and theme colour in the app and then not update the splash screen?
Guys literally only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting
October 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Guys literally only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting
Working towards to
500pts of Bretonnian Exiles. Just the heroes left to build
500pts of Bretonnian Exiles. Just the heroes left to build
October 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Working towards to
500pts of Bretonnian Exiles. Just the heroes left to build
500pts of Bretonnian Exiles. Just the heroes left to build
Me staring into the doom device (my phone)
October 5, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Me staring into the doom device (my phone)
I think it’s a Lawrence of Arabia evening
September 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I think it’s a Lawrence of Arabia evening
Big George has been given his English and Northumbrian heraldry for my Keelman @trenchcrusade warband. First time using chipping medium and I’m a convert
September 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Big George has been given his English and Northumbrian heraldry for my Keelman @trenchcrusade warband. First time using chipping medium and I’m a convert
I’m thinking lots of these
September 19, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I’m thinking lots of these
Partner drew me the Rock of Gibraltar for my @trenchcrusade.bsky.social campaign group
September 4, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Partner drew me the Rock of Gibraltar for my @trenchcrusade.bsky.social campaign group
Stumbled upon a weird part of Etsy where you can order spells. If you want to waste your money, you do you. Then I realised the images looked "off" and they're all AI!
I was wondering about reporting it as a scam, but can you report an AI witch as a scam when the whole area is a scam?
I was wondering about reporting it as a scam, but can you report an AI witch as a scam when the whole area is a scam?
September 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Stumbled upon a weird part of Etsy where you can order spells. If you want to waste your money, you do you. Then I realised the images looked "off" and they're all AI!
I was wondering about reporting it as a scam, but can you report an AI witch as a scam when the whole area is a scam?
I was wondering about reporting it as a scam, but can you report an AI witch as a scam when the whole area is a scam?
As my men were mustering for embarkation off the coast of England shots rang out and Big George fell to the ground. Heretical pirates had launched a raid against my inexperienced troops. Thankfully they managed to escape without any losses!
I did think I could pull it back until I rolled 3 1s 😭
I did think I could pull it back until I rolled 3 1s 😭
August 27, 2025 at 7:58 AM
As my men were mustering for embarkation off the coast of England shots rang out and Big George fell to the ground. Heretical pirates had launched a raid against my inexperienced troops. Thankfully they managed to escape without any losses!
I did think I could pull it back until I rolled 3 1s 😭
I did think I could pull it back until I rolled 3 1s 😭
Kicking off a @trenchcrusade.bsky.social campaign today with The Keelman from the Northumberland Pioneer Battalion tasked with taking back Gibraltar. Starting small at 500 ducats, but still had to bring Big George, forged on the coronation of George V, because mechanised infantry look too cool
August 26, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Kicking off a @trenchcrusade.bsky.social campaign today with The Keelman from the Northumberland Pioneer Battalion tasked with taking back Gibraltar. Starting small at 500 ducats, but still had to bring Big George, forged on the coronation of George V, because mechanised infantry look too cool
