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Resisting fascism is the most patriotic thing you can do.
September 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I'm so glad they finally added the direct deposit option for protesting. My question is, will I receive a W-2 or a 1099?
June 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Thousands of protests, millions of people, and zero riots. This is what democracy looks like. #nokings
June 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Happy Pride Month, y'all! Love is love, and protect the dolls.
June 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Twenty-something years ago, I had the fortune of reading Octavia Butler's Xenogenesis trilogy in a literature class at Texas Tech. After we finished reading the series, Octavia herself came to our class to discuss the books. If you are not familiar with her, you are now formally introduced.
May 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
We invented entire wars over bruised egos, built social media to amplify snark, and turned "who asked?" into a valid form of debate.
May 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
If you want to suss out AI-generated content, don't look for what it gets right. Look for what it gets wrong.
May 12, 2025 at 6:10 AM
My video just hit 2 MILLION views on YouTube. Why not give a watch? youtu.be/xbMVLRAx8IE
April 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
This moment was the highlight of the week.
April 10, 2025 at 6:23 AM
The Minecraft movie is a great way to spend a night out with the fam. Jack Black and Jason Momoa committed to their roles and had me laughing the whole way through. And if you or your kiddos are fans of the game, it's like finding an abandoned mine full of ender pearls and a full diamond armor set.
April 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
My retirement account has lost all the gains it earned over the past year.
April 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Happy Skepticism Awareness Day!
April 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
In honor of @barackobama.bsky.social joining Bluesky, I'm sharing this comedy special I put together.
Obama's best jokes from the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
YouTube video by Metzae
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March 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Music brings us together even when things are tearing us apart.
Playing in harmony, despite the president's DEI executive order
YouTube video by 60 Minutes
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March 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The Almighty Algorithm blessed this video recently, so it just passed 1,000,000 views. Time to reshare it, I suppose. Enjoy! #mashterpiece
Chase the Light by Two Steps from Hell + Sucker Punch
YouTube video by Metzae
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March 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Do I have any YouTube friends looking for an editor?
February 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I've been a fan of Dream Theater for 30 years now, so yesterday was pretty awesome.
February 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
It's the middle of winter. WHY IS MY AIR CONDITIONER ON?!
February 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
My curtain rod was removed from the wall by accident. See if you can figure out the culprit.
February 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I've officially had solar power for one year, and 40% of that has come from the sun. Most of it was spent cooling my house during six months of Texas summer.
January 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I'm being targeted for a scam from a fake agent trying to publish my very real book. I could use the money and would love to see my work published, but they want me to pay for something a publisher could handle. It takes a special kind of depravity to target people who are at their most vulnerable.
January 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I keep seeing misinformation supposedly from Xitter posted here and elsewhere, which is probably the only reason I haven't shut my account down completely. Remember, folks, you're not immune to propaganda.
January 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Some people need to grow up and start enjoying things like a kid again
January 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This is Trillian. She's my sleeping buddy, and she is the best. #catsky
January 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The Trump meme stock had a value of $6 billion on launch, and the selloffs happened a couple hours after opening. It's currently worth 1/10th of its value and continues to drop. It will likely never go up.
January 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM