mettfloyd.bsky.social
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Often it’s complimentary.
January 12, 2026 at 5:12 PM
All those soldiers on the beaches on D-Day sure obstructed Nazi federal law enforcement.
January 12, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Randy Fine said it bluntly
January 10, 2026 at 1:48 AM
DMVs were awful in underserved communities in the 80s and 90s. It wasn’t a lack of other problems that made people hate them. The long lines were meaningful when you’re paid by the hour.
December 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
That showed them!
December 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I thought it would be down 600% or more. Disappointed, frankly
December 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Jesus fake fan. I bet she can’t even name three disciples.
December 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
An economy came up to him with tears in his eyes and said, “thank you for finally letting me economy…”
December 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
That dude has “I’m the smartest person in the room!” syndrome
December 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Damn, is that a mummy?
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
That’s a BA-ba-bad idea
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
That’s hilarious
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Especially in the same message where he says he “one” the election
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Still at a loss to understand why this was controversial in the first place
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I can conclude that Trump is a terrible leader and more and more people are realizing it
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Why does this work so well?!
November 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
(Alien vaporizes him)

Alien: Now I am the Haynes King!!!
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Bruh
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Or woke
November 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I thought the marine’s arm was the lower half of Trump’s leg for a minute. Couldn’t figure out why Trump was wearing such a dainty white shoe.
November 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Rudolph is fire, what u complaining about
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
He also apparently thinks JP Morgan Chase is a person
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Bovino definitely thinks everyone spits in his fast food
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I really need the White House to clarify which was the Bubba that Trump sucked off
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM