Clay
@mettaworldwar.bsky.social
I'm already messing with Texas and you can't stop me!
i’m on a date the date is going good
September 23, 2023 at 6:20 AM
i’m on a date the date is going good
when i was like 13 i convinced myself that the ONLY reason i wasn’t training to be a professional fighter was that i didn’t want cauliflower ear
August 30, 2023 at 12:15 AM
when i was like 13 i convinced myself that the ONLY reason i wasn’t training to be a professional fighter was that i didn’t want cauliflower ear
getting up at six to drive to denver so of course i cannot fall asleep
August 1, 2023 at 7:50 AM
getting up at six to drive to denver so of course i cannot fall asleep
trusting the IT guy who looked at my desk and asked “are you on Mac or PC”
July 27, 2023 at 3:54 PM
trusting the IT guy who looked at my desk and asked “are you on Mac or PC”
losing a day of work because we were forced to come in the office and the internet isn’t working lol
July 27, 2023 at 3:39 PM
losing a day of work because we were forced to come in the office and the internet isn’t working lol
i’m about to go soccer mode
July 22, 2023 at 12:11 AM
i’m about to go soccer mode
doing one of those NPC tiktok lives but it’s just me saying “tabbouleh so good, mmm mmm” while i eat lunch
July 19, 2023 at 8:00 PM
doing one of those NPC tiktok lives but it’s just me saying “tabbouleh so good, mmm mmm” while i eat lunch
saying shit like “you’re doing great buddy” to it
got a hand me down roomba and look i know it’s been out for over a decade but i’m entranced by this little fucker
July 18, 2023 at 5:14 AM
saying shit like “you’re doing great buddy” to it
got a hand me down roomba and look i know it’s been out for over a decade but i’m entranced by this little fucker
July 18, 2023 at 5:13 AM
got a hand me down roomba and look i know it’s been out for over a decade but i’m entranced by this little fucker
reminding all my friends to buy powerball tickets but also reminding them that if they win they owe me a $1000000 reminders fee
July 17, 2023 at 11:50 PM
reminding all my friends to buy powerball tickets but also reminding them that if they win they owe me a $1000000 reminders fee
they’re playing old shania twain videos and all the fellas are having collective heart attacks
July 16, 2023 at 8:15 AM
they’re playing old shania twain videos and all the fellas are having collective heart attacks
had a good talk with my mom today, you should do that while you still can folks
July 14, 2023 at 11:43 PM
had a good talk with my mom today, you should do that while you still can folks
we must appease THE HOLE
July 12, 2023 at 10:11 PM
we must appease THE HOLE
Sunday, you are so full of shit
July 12, 2023 at 7:55 PM
Sunday, you are so full of shit
i am formally withdrawing from the Fast Food Wars thank you
July 10, 2023 at 9:01 PM
i am formally withdrawing from the Fast Food Wars thank you
they should make a headache medicine that works
July 9, 2023 at 6:04 PM
they should make a headache medicine that works
they’re finally going to invent a phone that DOES directly cause brain cancer
The tripping-over-their-own-dick brothers are now gonna make a phone
July 7, 2023 at 11:15 PM
they’re finally going to invent a phone that DOES directly cause brain cancer
i want to play the Coors keytar
July 7, 2023 at 3:54 AM
i want to play the Coors keytar
my boss is talking about threads in the teams chat the same way he talked about midjourney, chatgpt, the metaverse, web3 and NFTs
July 6, 2023 at 8:54 PM
my boss is talking about threads in the teams chat the same way he talked about midjourney, chatgpt, the metaverse, web3 and NFTs
terrible ideas my 80 something y/o great uncle has sent me:
• jewish geishas (jeishas??)
• the dodgers moving back to brooklyn
• "better" cigarettes
• luka doncic to the lakers
• hats with your name on them so people know who you are
• "let me smoke in the hospital"
• jewish geishas (jeishas??)
• the dodgers moving back to brooklyn
• "better" cigarettes
• luka doncic to the lakers
• hats with your name on them so people know who you are
• "let me smoke in the hospital"
July 6, 2023 at 6:41 PM
terrible ideas my 80 something y/o great uncle has sent me:
• jewish geishas (jeishas??)
• the dodgers moving back to brooklyn
• "better" cigarettes
• luka doncic to the lakers
• hats with your name on them so people know who you are
• "let me smoke in the hospital"
• jewish geishas (jeishas??)
• the dodgers moving back to brooklyn
• "better" cigarettes
• luka doncic to the lakers
• hats with your name on them so people know who you are
• "let me smoke in the hospital"
Reposted by Clay
Honetsuki Juju, a man with a chicken leg for a head and who carries a turtle around, is the mascot of Marugame City.
July 6, 2023 at 3:23 PM
Honetsuki Juju, a man with a chicken leg for a head and who carries a turtle around, is the mascot of Marugame City.
folks it’s mustache time again
July 6, 2023 at 12:40 AM
folks it’s mustache time again