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Clay
@mettaworldwar.bsky.social
I'm already messing with Texas and you can't stop me!
is it really though
October 19, 2023 at 3:13 PM
i’m on a date the date is going good
September 23, 2023 at 6:20 AM
when i was like 13 i convinced myself that the ONLY reason i wasn’t training to be a professional fighter was that i didn’t want cauliflower ear
August 30, 2023 at 12:15 AM
nature maxxing
August 5, 2023 at 10:22 PM
getting up at six to drive to denver so of course i cannot fall asleep
August 1, 2023 at 7:50 AM
trusting the IT guy who looked at my desk and asked “are you on Mac or PC”
July 27, 2023 at 3:54 PM
losing a day of work because we were forced to come in the office and the internet isn’t working lol
July 27, 2023 at 3:39 PM
i’m about to go soccer mode
July 22, 2023 at 12:11 AM
doing one of those NPC tiktok lives but it’s just me saying “tabbouleh so good, mmm mmm” while i eat lunch
July 19, 2023 at 8:00 PM
saying shit like “you’re doing great buddy” to it
got a hand me down roomba and look i know it’s been out for over a decade but i’m entranced by this little fucker
July 18, 2023 at 5:14 AM
got a hand me down roomba and look i know it’s been out for over a decade but i’m entranced by this little fucker
July 18, 2023 at 5:13 AM
reminding all my friends to buy powerball tickets but also reminding them that if they win they owe me a $1000000 reminders fee
July 17, 2023 at 11:50 PM
they’re playing old shania twain videos and all the fellas are having collective heart attacks
July 16, 2023 at 8:15 AM
had a good talk with my mom today, you should do that while you still can folks
July 14, 2023 at 11:43 PM
we must appease THE HOLE
July 12, 2023 at 10:11 PM
Sunday, you are so full of shit
July 12, 2023 at 7:55 PM
i am formally withdrawing from the Fast Food Wars thank you
July 10, 2023 at 9:01 PM
they should make a headache medicine that works
July 9, 2023 at 6:04 PM
CMON
July 9, 2023 at 9:35 AM
they’re finally going to invent a phone that DOES directly cause brain cancer
The tripping-over-their-own-dick brothers are now gonna make a phone
July 7, 2023 at 11:15 PM
i want to play the Coors keytar
July 7, 2023 at 3:54 AM
my boss is talking about threads in the teams chat the same way he talked about midjourney, chatgpt, the metaverse, web3 and NFTs
July 6, 2023 at 8:54 PM
terrible ideas my 80 something y/o great uncle has sent me:

• jewish geishas (jeishas??)
• the dodgers moving back to brooklyn
• "better" cigarettes
• luka doncic to the lakers
• hats with your name on them so people know who you are
• "let me smoke in the hospital"
July 6, 2023 at 6:41 PM
Reposted by Clay
Honetsuki Juju, a man with a chicken leg for a head and who carries a turtle around, is the mascot of Marugame City.
July 6, 2023 at 3:23 PM
folks it’s mustache time again
July 6, 2023 at 12:40 AM