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A @lemonade_inc company PARODY
Tesla is the new Kool Kids Klub.
Pinned
Fuck Elon.
Fuck Elon.
February 24, 2025 at 5:42 AM
There should be a Blue Sky vs. Truth Social rap battle, boxing match, mma match, hula context? Naw spelling b. We'll beat em 100/100 in that category.

I just realized I spelled bee wrong. I elect another person to compete.
February 24, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Reposted by Metromile
El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
February 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
February 24, 2025 at 5:29 AM
February 24, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Our insurance company is dedicated to be fucking our customers harder than Katrina did to New Orleans.
November 28, 2024 at 1:23 AM