MetroKel
@metrokelua.bsky.social
Some people were not put here to evolve. They were put here to remind you what it looks like if you don’t. #VoteBlue
I’m just going to leave this here.
October 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I’m just going to leave this here.
Aphrodite visits a guy in Jam-lands.
September 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Aphrodite visits a guy in Jam-lands.
Wtfu. Time for detox.
July 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Wtfu. Time for detox.
July 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It’s pizza Friday. Blanco fungí, tomate, basil, oregano all from the garden. Sry, I didn’t grow the shrooms. If I did, we’d be flying.
July 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
It’s pizza Friday. Blanco fungí, tomate, basil, oregano all from the garden. Sry, I didn’t grow the shrooms. If I did, we’d be flying.
Oopsie. The fallout of the Musk/Trump relationship is going to be epic.
February 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Oopsie. The fallout of the Musk/Trump relationship is going to be epic.
The squirrel’s were relentless today!
November 18, 2024 at 2:17 PM
The squirrel’s were relentless today!
This? Really America? Fucking This? Asking for the world.
November 16, 2024 at 11:52 PM
This? Really America? Fucking This? Asking for the world.
Don’t let his stature fool you. He’s a predator.
November 16, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Don’t let his stature fool you. He’s a predator.
99% for 20 minutes. It must be on Starlink. Elon is an intergalactic spy named Clouseau.
November 16, 2024 at 3:36 AM
99% for 20 minutes. It must be on Starlink. Elon is an intergalactic spy named Clouseau.
