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Metroid Crime
@metroidcrime.com
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Gamer, Speedrunner, Organizer, Internet Personality
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I'm in a video game!!!
Huge shoutouts to @colorgrave.bsky.social for including me as a cameo in their newest game, Claire a la Mode! It came out yesterday and I'm loving it so much 💜

(am currently stuck in the final area of the game, send help)
November 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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✨THIS WEEK IN CRIME✨

Claire a la Mode is out, so we're going to do a first playthrough! Plus, a casual playthrough of Headlander so that everyone can see what actually happens outside of the speedrun! and more Baba is You with @indyvillain.bsky.social on Friday!

c u in chat!
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Metroid Crime Weekly Schedule 2025-11-17 twitch.tv/metroidcrime All Times in EST Mo_03p Claire a la Mode Tu_03p Headlander - Casual Play Th_03p Headlander - Casual Play Fr_03p Baba is You w/ IndyVillain
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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I think that Elephant might be my most listened to CD of all time, what a good album. I played it heavily during the blackout later that year.

Runner up is Who Will Cut Our Hair When We’re Gone by The Unicorns.
Cover of Elephant by the White Stripes
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Got my submission in for #FrostFatales! 🤩
Metroid Crime Headlander Action Adventure - PC Headlander (2016) is a retro-futuristic, side-scrolling, action-adventure game inspired by 70’s science fiction. The game is set in a utopia gone wrong, in which all of humanity have transferred their minds into robotic imposter bodies and are ruled by a deranged computer. OOB% (Out of Bounds%) is a category that skips a lot of the tedious (and spoilerly!) sections of the game. It requires careful resource management and the ability to adapt on the fly to deal with possible RNG.
November 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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✨THIS WEEK IN CRIME✨

Taking today to recover from this weekend's All Star-⭐-Thon, but will be back tomorrow to play LUMINES ARISE finally! Plus, I think we're finishing Resident Evil 4 this week! Yay!

see you in chat!
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Metroid Crime Weekly Schedule 2025-11-10 twitch.tv/metroidcrime All Times in EST Mo_??? OFF Tu_03p Lumines Arise Th_03p Resident Evil 4 Fr_03p "Pokemon" Drawing & Chat's Choice!
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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After 230 plays of All Star by Smash Mouth, the All Star-⭐️-Thon has concluded with $1,015 USD for Sick Kids Hospital! @extralife4kids.bsky.social

Thanks to everyone who suffered alongside us. I actually still like the song, this was the most fun I’ve had with a 24 hour charity stream ever 💜
Crime standing with a dry erase board that has a donation meter on it along with a total of $1,015.
November 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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TWO HOURS LEFT!!
(we are tired and delirious)

Watch: twitch.tv/metroidcrime
Info: metroidcrime.com/all-starathon/
greatnewtons, CasualSlamJam, and Metroid Crime selfie.
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Halfway through hour 13 of the All Star-⭐️-thon! We’re played All Star 128 times!! Wild!!

Don’t stop coming at twitch.tv/metroidcrime ✨

Donate: metroidcrime.com/all-starathon/
Our late night crew, L to R: greatnewtons, Crime, CasualSlamJam, Mel, and Panko.
November 9, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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related
Binx lies down on an ottoman while Rock Band happens in the background.
November 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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okay so singing All Star over Bring Me to Life ruled, actually

Still going, of course! About 20 hours left!!!
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Crime gives a peace sign while CasualSlamJam and greatnewtons play Rock Band in the background.
November 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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We're roughly 24 hours from our 24 HOUR CHARITY EVENT for Extra Life Game Day! We'll be playing All Star by Smash Mouth on Rock Band non-stop from 1pm on Saturday to 1pm on Sunday!

Check out the website for more details on donation incentives and guest appearances!
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2025 Presents Metroid Crime & Friends All-Star-A-Thon A 24 hour marathon benefitting Extra Life Saturday Nov 8th, 2025 @ 1:00pm ET twitch.tv/metroidcrime Metroid Crime logo x Extra Life logo Background is a remake of the Astro Lounge cover art but modified with lyrics to All Star behind it. Credit: @greatnewtons
November 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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can't believe we can just do this
Screenshot of the GDQueer omnibar for the incentive for Masterpiece. INCENTIVE: Upgrade to 80085%, -$420 from the goal. $40,899 raised for Lambda Legal
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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✨THIS WEEK IN CRIME✨

Speedrunning some Headlander today, followed by Resident Evil 4 remake throughout the rest of the week.

No stream on Friday cause GAMES DONE QUEER is happening starting on Halloween, and running through Sunday!

see you in chat!
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Metroid Crime Weekly Schedule 2025-10-27 twitch.tv/metroidcrime All Times in EDT Mo_03p Headlander - Speedrunning Tu_03p Resident Evil 4 Th_03p Resident Evil 4 Fr_??? NO STREAM Happy Halloween! Go watch Games Done Queer!
October 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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✨THIS WEEK IN CRIME✨

We're starting the week off with speedrunning Headlander, attempting to grid my time down. Then we have Resident Evil 4R! (until I get too motion sick and inevitably switch over to Silksong)

Plus chat picks the game on Friday!

see you in chat!
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Metroid Crime Weekly Schedule 2025-10-20 twitch.tv/metroidcrime All Times in EDT Mo_03p Headlander - Speedrunning Tu_03p Resident Evil 4 Th_03p Resident Evil 4 Fr_03p Chat's Choice!!
October 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Fun Fact: All Star in Rock Band is roughly 3.5 minutes long, which means we’ll hear it around 15 times an hour. Your donations can save us for a few minutes at a time!

Catch it on twitch.tv/metroidcrime on November 8th!
2025 Presents Metroid Crime & Friends All-Star-A-Thon A 24 hour marathon benefitting Extra Life Saturday Nov 8th, 2025 @ 1:00pm ET twitch.tv/metroidcrime Metroid Crime logo x Extra Life logo Background is a remake of the Astro Lounge cover art but modified with lyrics to All Star behind it. Credit: @greatnewtons
October 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Announcing the All Star-⭐-Thon, a 24 hour charity event starting at 1pm ET on November 8th 2025!

We’ll be playing All Star by Smash Mouth in Rock Band 3 for 24 hours straight, raising funds during Extra Life Game Day for Sick Kids Foundation!
October 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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LIVE 🔴 on Twitch!
Getting into some more Resident Evil 4R for Eerie Halloween month!

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Crime giving a peace sign in a mirror while sitting, selfie.
October 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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✨THIS WEEK IN CRIME✨

hello I am BACK!
Starting the week off with Headlander speedruns, and then getting into the eerie season with RESIDENT EVIL 4 (the remake!)

plus, chat's choice on Friday!

see you in chat!
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Metroid Crime Weekly Schedule 2025-10-13 twitch.tv/metroidcrime All Times in EDT Mo_03p Headlander - Speedrunning Tu_03p Resident Evil 4 - First Playthrough Th_03p Resident Evil 4 Fr_03p getting down on friday!!
October 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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NEW PB!

that was truly a blast!! thanks for having me on, @multithon.bsky.social 🤩
New Headlander OOB% PB, 32:54
October 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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we went underground to avoid walking through Times Square, but there is truly no escaping it

w/ @zokubun.bsky.social
Crime and zokubun standing in the New York Subway system underground, arms pointing to a sign that says Times Square. Photo credit @greatnewtons 📸
October 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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hello nyc!!!
Crime with a mask on, giving a peace sign in front of a sign that says I ❤️ NY.
October 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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new PB! new PB!
33:50.41
Screenshot of Crime's stream, PB of 33:50.41 in Headlander OOB%.
September 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Now LIVE 🔴 on Twitch!
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Happy Bi Visibility Day! 🩷💜💙
We’re speedrunning some Headlander, doing PB attempts! Come on by!
Metroid Crime gives a peace sign in a mirror, selfie. Wearing bi eyeshadow 😘
September 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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✨THIS WEEK IN CRIME✨

I got too lost in Britney's Dance Beat last week that we didn't get to try the other PS2 games I picked up!!! We're getting to those today, plus we have speedrunning and some more casual Silksong play later on in the week!

see you in chat!
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Metroid Crime Weekly Schedule 2025-09-22 twitch.tv/metroidcrime All Times in EDT Mo_03p Retro PS2 Game Haul - Mad Maestro & Lumines Tu_03p Headlander - Speedrunning Th_03p Silksong - Casual Playthrough Fr_03p Chat's Choice!
September 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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✨THIS WEEK IN CRIME✨

hello I am back :)
catch me GAMING this week on Twitch dot TV

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Metroid Crime Weekly Schedule 2025-09-15 twitch.tv/metroidcrime All Times in EDT Mo_03p Retro Game Haul Tu_03p Silksong - Casual Playthrough Th_03p Headlander - Speedrunning Fr_03p TBD!
September 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM