Lindsay Lohan Daddy
@metrofella.bsky.social
Save, Sanctified & Freaky 🫶🏾
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I’m not the type of person you can “teach a lesson” cause I’ll forget you exist
October 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I’m not the type of person you can “teach a lesson” cause I’ll forget you exist
Big Ups to everybody that’s just hanging in there.. DO NOT be fooled, everybody is going through SOMETHING because Life is just LIFE’N right now! Don’t let social media trick you into believing you’re not on par.. Continue to pray & do the necessary work to remain SANE! 🫶🏾
October 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Big Ups to everybody that’s just hanging in there.. DO NOT be fooled, everybody is going through SOMETHING because Life is just LIFE’N right now! Don’t let social media trick you into believing you’re not on par.. Continue to pray & do the necessary work to remain SANE! 🫶🏾
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Talk me outta getting ice cream to eat with this pound cake i’m about to bake…
(but watch how you say it cuz I will cuss you out)
(but watch how you say it cuz I will cuss you out)
May 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Talk me outta getting ice cream to eat with this pound cake i’m about to bake…
(but watch how you say it cuz I will cuss you out)
(but watch how you say it cuz I will cuss you out)
Have a great day!
May 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Have a great day!
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Butt naked servin em looks
May 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Butt naked servin em looks
Double Trouble Nigga 😈
May 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Double Trouble Nigga 😈
😂😂🤣😂🤣 ON GOD!
May 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
😂😂🤣😂🤣 ON GOD!
Sup!? Have a Great Week 😏
May 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Sup!? Have a Great Week 😏
A juice box is crazy 😂🤣😂🤣🤣
Called my insurance to set up windshield replacements on both vehicles…that I’ve been putting off for months.
I don’t wanna do anything else grown today. I need a juice box 😩
I don’t wanna do anything else grown today. I need a juice box 😩
April 24, 2025 at 10:53 AM
A juice box is crazy 😂🤣😂🤣🤣
Baby I’m YOURS!
April 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Baby I’m YOURS!
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Dr. Sherry be on reality tv making peoples problems worse. That lady ain’t help nobody lol
April 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Dr. Sherry be on reality tv making peoples problems worse. That lady ain’t help nobody lol
Is yal Pro Hoe over here?
April 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Is yal Pro Hoe over here?
She’s Alot! Coming soon…
March 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
She’s Alot! Coming soon…
“The Secret Society of Sissies” = DL/Closeted Men that bad mouth Homosexuals to cover up their sexuality..
January 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
“The Secret Society of Sissies” = DL/Closeted Men that bad mouth Homosexuals to cover up their sexuality..
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It’s always “your payment is due” or “your bill is ready for view” and never “here’s a free month for being such a real nigga”
January 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It’s always “your payment is due” or “your bill is ready for view” and never “here’s a free month for being such a real nigga”
One of my favorites from this BOMB ALBUM!
January 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
One of my favorites from this BOMB ALBUM!
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stop willingly putting yourself in situations to get your feelings hurt.
often times we know the real but choose to ignore it.
often times we know the real but choose to ignore it.
January 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
stop willingly putting yourself in situations to get your feelings hurt.
often times we know the real but choose to ignore it.
often times we know the real but choose to ignore it.
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A blessing fr fr
January 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
A blessing fr fr
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TMI but I feel like my dick sucking skills have hit a new level… Like I was pretty good and what have you, but NOW! 😮💨
& sucking dick has always been a pleasure of mine since I’m a natural “Pleaser”, it’s just that now I could suck dick without wanting to actually fuck 🤷🏾♂️ b/c we both satisfied now🙂↔️
& sucking dick has always been a pleasure of mine since I’m a natural “Pleaser”, it’s just that now I could suck dick without wanting to actually fuck 🤷🏾♂️ b/c we both satisfied now🙂↔️
January 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
TMI but I feel like my dick sucking skills have hit a new level… Like I was pretty good and what have you, but NOW! 😮💨
& sucking dick has always been a pleasure of mine since I’m a natural “Pleaser”, it’s just that now I could suck dick without wanting to actually fuck 🤷🏾♂️ b/c we both satisfied now🙂↔️
& sucking dick has always been a pleasure of mine since I’m a natural “Pleaser”, it’s just that now I could suck dick without wanting to actually fuck 🤷🏾♂️ b/c we both satisfied now🙂↔️
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Like, is that really too much to ask???
I need a nap and 15 million dollars
January 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Like, is that really too much to ask???