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Same energy as that one Just Dance game (2020?) releasing on the Nintendo Wii.
December 12, 2025 at 6:15 AM
also is it just me or is Todd Howard getting shorter every time he shows up at TGA?
December 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
he is aware of Undertale and Tomodachi Life
December 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
game awards? more like LAME awards
December 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
second monitor content at best
December 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Do you scan the bug à la Metroid Prime?
December 6, 2025 at 3:46 AM
December 3, 2025 at 6:57 AM
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Because it's seasHELL 🔥😈🔥
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Finally, a Rune Factory 4 sequel. RF4...2!
a man in a green jacket and jeans is dancing in a dark room .
ALT: a man in a green jacket and jeans is dancing in a dark room .
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November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
@JohnMcGoogle.google.google could you make this harder? As someone who sucks at PAC-MAN, this is way too easy—like PAC-MAN for zygotes.
October 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
October 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
October 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I hope Merasmus steps barefoot on LEGO® bricks. Repeatedly.
October 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Ocean Drive is such an awesome map; easily my favorite one so far.
September 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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