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Methos
@methos.bsky.social
My name is Methos
He/Him, 29, Lawyer.
Eng/Spa/日本語
Very sizefetish oriented, art in my profile are commissions I’ve paid for.
AI/NFT/Repost/Trace = Instant block
Pieces I've commissioned with the Virgin Mary as a Giantess: 42, more or less.
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POV: you couldn’t handle several metric tons of Soviet Steel ✏️🦾👹👎💀☢️
January 10, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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Super quick Super Creek! #fanart #supercreek #umamusume
December 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
What kind of sociopath eats chips with chopsticks?
December 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Today I saw people asking who Sakura was on the post of a fanart and as I was typing an angry tirade I realized I had become old.
But I'll be damned if I let the world forget the greatest magical girl of all times.
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Yes, I have commissioned artists to design and draw Raikou as a furry mama. No, I will not elaborate further.
November 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Dust Bunny part II:🔎💪🐰🪰💥👩‍🔬
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Tried to reread Scott Pilgrim. It was absolutely impossible. Hated every second and every character, except Knives. Knives get a pass.
November 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Been playing so much cyberpunk 2077 that I just dreamed I found the nastiest daemon from the old net and it was designed to look like Sakura. So now I was running around gunning corpos while Sakura literally hacked and melted netrunner’s brains as my guiding AI.
Sick as fuck dream.
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The more I read about Stay Gold the horse the more I realize autism is not human exclusive.
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
My current playthrough of Cyberpunk 2077 consists of me getting Rebecca’s shotgun and then turning everything and everyone into a fine red mist while I air dash and soak up damage like a concrete wall. I love Rebecca so much.
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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A mother’s worst nightmare.
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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A proposal #Pokemon
November 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I'll never forget you, Rebecca, my beloved. It still hurts like hell, even when we knew there are no happy endings.
November 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Tetsu-June 28 (Or June-Gantor if yer nasty) 🦾👹⚡️🎃🤖 wanted to get at least one more Halloween/Costume piece done for today.
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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She’s fine (if anyone was wondering) 🧛🏻‍♀️🏥🤕
October 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Classic case of mistaken identity ✏️🧛🏻‍♀️🦟💥👏👹
October 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE PROTOTYPE IDOL UMA MUSUME IS VOICED BY SAKURA TANGE
October 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
A c0mm refund after two years. It is true what they say, hope is the last thing that is lost.
October 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I can’t stop playing the new HOMM. It’s just… so good. My lost childhood dream to play HOMM 3 is finally coming back.
October 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
The moment WOTC releases a Cardcaptor Sakura Secret Lair with Sakura as a Jodah Alt my soul is fucking forfeit.
October 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Wow, brain, thanks for that pseudo SCP horror dream that made me wake up with neck pain and feeling like garbage. Very cool of you.
September 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The fact that OW2 has the Persona collab, and even when it has at the very least 2 of the VA that played their roles not even have a line saying they have a Deja Vu every time they see the persona skins is a loss of potential unseen until now.
September 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Sketching some alternate outfits for doofus ✏️💪👹🦖(wip)
September 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The amount of damage The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya did to my life cannot be fathomed easily. And not in the good way. I have made peace with many cringy things of my childhood, but I'll never forgive Haruhi Suzumiya.
September 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM