Methos
@methos.bsky.social
My name is Methos
He/Him, 29, Lawyer.
Eng/Spa/日本語
Very sizefetish oriented, art in my profile are commissions I’ve paid for.
AI/NFT/Repost/Trace = Instant block
Pieces I've commissioned with the Virgin Mary as a Giantess: 42, more or less.
He/Him, 29, Lawyer.
Eng/Spa/日本語
Very sizefetish oriented, art in my profile are commissions I’ve paid for.
AI/NFT/Repost/Trace = Instant block
Pieces I've commissioned with the Virgin Mary as a Giantess: 42, more or less.
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POV: you couldn’t handle several metric tons of Soviet Steel ✏️🦾👹👎💀☢️
January 10, 2026 at 10:42 PM
POV: you couldn’t handle several metric tons of Soviet Steel ✏️🦾👹👎💀☢️
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December 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
What kind of sociopath eats chips with chopsticks?
December 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
What kind of sociopath eats chips with chopsticks?
Today I saw people asking who Sakura was on the post of a fanart and as I was typing an angry tirade I realized I had become old.
But I'll be damned if I let the world forget the greatest magical girl of all times.
But I'll be damned if I let the world forget the greatest magical girl of all times.
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Today I saw people asking who Sakura was on the post of a fanart and as I was typing an angry tirade I realized I had become old.
But I'll be damned if I let the world forget the greatest magical girl of all times.
But I'll be damned if I let the world forget the greatest magical girl of all times.
Yes, I have commissioned artists to design and draw Raikou as a furry mama. No, I will not elaborate further.
November 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Yes, I have commissioned artists to design and draw Raikou as a furry mama. No, I will not elaborate further.
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Dust Bunny part II:🔎💪🐰🪰💥👩🔬
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Dust Bunny part II:🔎💪🐰🪰💥👩🔬
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Alternatively:
November 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Alternatively:
Tried to reread Scott Pilgrim. It was absolutely impossible. Hated every second and every character, except Knives. Knives get a pass.
November 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Tried to reread Scott Pilgrim. It was absolutely impossible. Hated every second and every character, except Knives. Knives get a pass.
Been playing so much cyberpunk 2077 that I just dreamed I found the nastiest daemon from the old net and it was designed to look like Sakura. So now I was running around gunning corpos while Sakura literally hacked and melted netrunner’s brains as my guiding AI.
Sick as fuck dream.
Sick as fuck dream.
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Been playing so much cyberpunk 2077 that I just dreamed I found the nastiest daemon from the old net and it was designed to look like Sakura. So now I was running around gunning corpos while Sakura literally hacked and melted netrunner’s brains as my guiding AI.
Sick as fuck dream.
Sick as fuck dream.
The more I read about Stay Gold the horse the more I realize autism is not human exclusive.
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
The more I read about Stay Gold the horse the more I realize autism is not human exclusive.
My current playthrough of Cyberpunk 2077 consists of me getting Rebecca’s shotgun and then turning everything and everyone into a fine red mist while I air dash and soak up damage like a concrete wall. I love Rebecca so much.
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 AM
My current playthrough of Cyberpunk 2077 consists of me getting Rebecca’s shotgun and then turning everything and everyone into a fine red mist while I air dash and soak up damage like a concrete wall. I love Rebecca so much.
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A mother’s worst nightmare.
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A mother’s worst nightmare.
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I'll never forget you, Rebecca, my beloved. It still hurts like hell, even when we knew there are no happy endings.
November 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I'll never forget you, Rebecca, my beloved. It still hurts like hell, even when we knew there are no happy endings.
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Tetsu-June 28 (Or June-Gantor if yer nasty) 🦾👹⚡️🎃🤖 wanted to get at least one more Halloween/Costume piece done for today.
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Tetsu-June 28 (Or June-Gantor if yer nasty) 🦾👹⚡️🎃🤖 wanted to get at least one more Halloween/Costume piece done for today.
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She’s fine (if anyone was wondering) 🧛🏻♀️🏥🤕
October 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
She’s fine (if anyone was wondering) 🧛🏻♀️🏥🤕
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Classic case of mistaken identity ✏️🧛🏻♀️🦟💥👏👹
October 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Classic case of mistaken identity ✏️🧛🏻♀️🦟💥👏👹
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE PROTOTYPE IDOL UMA MUSUME IS VOICED BY SAKURA TANGE
October 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE PROTOTYPE IDOL UMA MUSUME IS VOICED BY SAKURA TANGE
A c0mm refund after two years. It is true what they say, hope is the last thing that is lost.
October 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
A c0mm refund after two years. It is true what they say, hope is the last thing that is lost.
I can’t stop playing the new HOMM. It’s just… so good. My lost childhood dream to play HOMM 3 is finally coming back.
October 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I can’t stop playing the new HOMM. It’s just… so good. My lost childhood dream to play HOMM 3 is finally coming back.
The moment WOTC releases a Cardcaptor Sakura Secret Lair with Sakura as a Jodah Alt my soul is fucking forfeit.
October 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The moment WOTC releases a Cardcaptor Sakura Secret Lair with Sakura as a Jodah Alt my soul is fucking forfeit.
Wow, brain, thanks for that pseudo SCP horror dream that made me wake up with neck pain and feeling like garbage. Very cool of you.
September 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Wow, brain, thanks for that pseudo SCP horror dream that made me wake up with neck pain and feeling like garbage. Very cool of you.
The fact that OW2 has the Persona collab, and even when it has at the very least 2 of the VA that played their roles not even have a line saying they have a Deja Vu every time they see the persona skins is a loss of potential unseen until now.
September 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The fact that OW2 has the Persona collab, and even when it has at the very least 2 of the VA that played their roles not even have a line saying they have a Deja Vu every time they see the persona skins is a loss of potential unseen until now.
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Sketching some alternate outfits for doofus ✏️💪👹🦖(wip)
September 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Sketching some alternate outfits for doofus ✏️💪👹🦖(wip)
The amount of damage The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya did to my life cannot be fathomed easily. And not in the good way. I have made peace with many cringy things of my childhood, but I'll never forgive Haruhi Suzumiya.
September 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The amount of damage The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya did to my life cannot be fathomed easily. And not in the good way. I have made peace with many cringy things of my childhood, but I'll never forgive Haruhi Suzumiya.