Method Em
@methodem.bsky.social
I am the Uncle Buck of Philly step-moms.
Because I’m extra asf. #princeofdarkness #procreate
August 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Because I’m extra asf. #princeofdarkness #procreate
August 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The moment I realized I’m probably autistic is when I confessed how much I knew about degrassi.
June 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The moment I realized I’m probably autistic is when I confessed how much I knew about degrassi.
Kenny Loggin’s Danger Zone is a power bottom song. I will die on this hill.
June 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Kenny Loggin’s Danger Zone is a power bottom song. I will die on this hill.
I’m calling it now. Sabrina Carpenter and Marcello Hernandez this summer.
May 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I’m calling it now. Sabrina Carpenter and Marcello Hernandez this summer.
Okay, I have a theory about the waving phillies fan. He’s not a season ticket holder. He lives close by and buys the cheapest ticket and works his way down to this seat and waves on tv. Boom. Solved. #phillies #phillieslore #thewaver #imhighaf
Does anyone else watch #Phillies games to wave erratically at this season ticket holder? Or…?
May 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Okay, I have a theory about the waving phillies fan. He’s not a season ticket holder. He lives close by and buys the cheapest ticket and works his way down to this seat and waves on tv. Boom. Solved. #phillies #phillieslore #thewaver #imhighaf
May Evan Johnson never know an ounce of peace for the rest of his life. #kaylamalecc
April 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
May Evan Johnson never know an ounce of peace for the rest of his life. #kaylamalecc
I said what I said and I did not stutter.
April 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I said what I said and I did not stutter.
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an historic moment in SNL history and SNL socials are already out there posting the bleeped version and we can’t have that so here is the unbleeped one god bless king Ego
April 6, 2025 at 5:50 AM
an historic moment in SNL history and SNL socials are already out there posting the bleeped version and we can’t have that so here is the unbleeped one god bless king Ego
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Gen Z and Millennials: In ten years when we’re still without a cure and you’re caring for your parents, remember what he did.
April 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Gen Z and Millennials: In ten years when we’re still without a cure and you’re caring for your parents, remember what he did.
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"When was the last time you said 'thank you,' Mr. Penguin?"
April 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
"When was the last time you said 'thank you,' Mr. Penguin?"
I take this back. The dude is a weirdo.
I just think Juan Soto would look sick in a Philly city connect uniform. Y’know?
April 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I take this back. The dude is a weirdo.
I’m reporting to say that I finally finished watching the Sopranos.
March 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I’m reporting to say that I finally finished watching the Sopranos.
Every time I see someone post Sailor’s Song (it is a beautiful song) to a video of their pet or baby I’m like “did you even look at the lyrics?!” #gigiperez #queer #sailorssong #wlw
March 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Every time I see someone post Sailor’s Song (it is a beautiful song) to a video of their pet or baby I’m like “did you even look at the lyrics?!” #gigiperez #queer #sailorssong #wlw
May the Laundries parents never fucking know an ounce of peace for the rest of their meaningless lives.
February 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
May the Laundries parents never fucking know an ounce of peace for the rest of their meaningless lives.
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My coworker genuinely asked me to stop making her laugh. This is new for me.
January 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
My coworker genuinely asked me to stop making her laugh. This is new for me.
I’m happy that I don’t have children because I’ll never have to explain the SoundCloud rapper era.
January 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I’m happy that I don’t have children because I’ll never have to explain the SoundCloud rapper era.
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? Inauguration Edition.
January 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? Inauguration Edition.