I memorized this film when I was a preteen. I was bottle-fed British sketch comedy so it’s basically my entire humor.

Alright, we’ll call it a draw…

Listen, I am a vegetarian, but as soon as the rich go on the menu, I’d make an exception.

It’s terrifying that some people wanted to put this dolt back in power. At this point, my apathy has won and I just want to sit back and enjoy the downfall of everything. I have nothing left to give but I will partake in a good chunk of schadenfreude.

As a poodle person, this makes me sad. They are drivey and intelligent dogs that are treated like furnishings instead. I guarantee this dog is under-stimulated both physically and mentally and this is how it self soothes. I would take it if I could. Here’s my sport poodle doing her thing:

Feed the starving patient, you monster! 🤣

Do or die, you'll never make me,
Because the world will never take my heart 💙