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Chazz
@metchazz.bsky.social
Dad of 2, nerd/geek, QA, fan of all things Detroit sports.
Soup day line-up for 2025:
Bread Bowls
Beef Stew
Butternut Squash
Tomato
Broccoli Cheddar
November 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Happy Detroit Lions 2025 season kickoff game day! #OnePride
a man wearing headphones and a hat with a lion on it is standing on the sidelines of a football game .
Alt: Dan Campbell wearing headphones and a Detroit Lions hat is pointing while walking on the sidelines of a football game.
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September 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
One of my favorite summer traditions is smoking pork butt for pulled pork sandwiches. Bella approved of the end result (as did the humans).
August 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Good morning.
August 31, 2025 at 11:25 AM
An unfortunate frog decided that my chair was a good place to hang out, and met an untimely end.

My girls believe that this was the final look on its face as it watched me sit down.

Made me literally LOL.
August 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I don't know how big of a crime it is but everyone seems to think I'm crazy for liking black licorice and black licorice flavored things (like black jelly beans).

Oh another one would be peanut butter instead of mayo on my BLTs.
BlueSky: tell me your food crimes

for example, I eat string cheese by just biting right into the stick
July 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Since my sister's passing I have been on FB a lot over the last week. I haven't been a FB user regularly since 2020. Holy enshittification batman. Maybe it's because I'm not used to using it but it's like 90% ads and promoted posts. Just reaffirms that it was the right decision to stop using it.
May 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
@rarbot.rardk64.com hey there Mr Bot, I was just wondering if you knew the importance of tomorrow.
a man in a black shirt says it 's gonna be may in a red background
ALT: a man in a black shirt says it 's gonna be may in a red background
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April 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Maybe we shouldn't have someone address a crowd of kids in STEM about the importance of STEM when you don't believe in the S part of it and deny climate change.
March 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
What a heads up play by Larkin. #RedWings #LGRW
February 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Glad he is playing for us #USAHockey #4Nations #USvsCAN
February 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Tonight's entertainment!
February 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
It's been a rough 48 hours: Lions lose, Johnson goes to division rival Bears, OSU wins the Natty 🤮, and now Glenn is about to leave for the Jets. #MakeItStop
January 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Wanted him to land the Raiders gig so I didn't have to root for his failure. #OnePride
January 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
As a buddy of mine would say: "It's going to be colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra." #SoColdInTheD
January 20, 2025 at 11:43 AM
That was a rough game, and lost that game for a myriad of reasons; depleted D, Goff's turnovers, Johnson getting too cute. But, I still feel optimistic about the team's future; a good core, and DC and Holmes are great. It has been a hell of a ride, and looking forward to more next year #OnePride
January 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Lions are 15-2...15-2......15-2. I keep saying it but it still doesn't seem real. What a season, but it's not over yet, 3 more wins to get. #OnePride
January 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Please make it stop; these Cure Auto Insurance ads are so cringe.
January 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"Paint me like one of your French girls" #OnePride
December 31, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Guess the Lions will have to clinch the #1 seed themselves next week. #OnePride
a person says fine i 'll do it myself in a dark room
Alt: Thanos saying "Fine I'll do it myself", while making a fist with the Infinity Gauntlet.
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December 30, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2024 at 2:38 PM
That time of year to make two vats of spaghetti sauce. The meat one is Anne's family recipe, and the mushroom one is my own creation. #ChristmasTraditions
December 14, 2024 at 6:30 PM
My sous chef isn't the best with her knife skills, but she is great at making sure the floor is spotless.
December 9, 2024 at 1:58 AM
What a gutsy call and an incredible game. Now let's take the next 10 days and heal up. #OnePride
December 6, 2024 at 4:44 AM