MetaVulture
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Left the old bad place.
My heart beats on the left side.
I write stuff at http://metavulture.com
I love birds and typewriters.
My heart beats on the left side.
I write stuff at http://metavulture.com
I love birds and typewriters.
Donica Blewinsky (saw this from someone else)
November 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Donica Blewinsky (saw this from someone else)
Reposted by MetaVulture
They banned Patton Oswald for his wood chipper feet first post about Megyn Kelly
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
They banned Patton Oswald for his wood chipper feet first post about Megyn Kelly
I mean, did he ever have a heart? He just has a muscle that pumps blood. And apparently it's not even doing that well.
November 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I mean, did he ever have a heart? He just has a muscle that pumps blood. And apparently it's not even doing that well.
You can polish a turd only so far. In the end it's still a turd.
November 13, 2025 at 8:22 AM
You can polish a turd only so far. In the end it's still a turd.
Hooray!
a group of people applauding with barbarosgif written in the corner
ALT: a group of people applauding with barbarosgif written in the corner
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Hooray!
Reposted by MetaVulture
Reposted by MetaVulture
The call is coming from inside the Democratic party.
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
The call is coming from inside the Democratic party.
It's the perfect not-crime because when the social mood changes and it's bad to be a monster, again, you can then pay them to say they made it all up and it never happened.
Personally I think people who commit sexual assault(s) should just be automatically tossed into a volcano with a trebuchet.
Personally I think people who commit sexual assault(s) should just be automatically tossed into a volcano with a trebuchet.
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It's the perfect not-crime because when the social mood changes and it's bad to be a monster, again, you can then pay them to say they made it all up and it never happened.
Personally I think people who commit sexual assault(s) should just be automatically tossed into a volcano with a trebuchet.
Personally I think people who commit sexual assault(s) should just be automatically tossed into a volcano with a trebuchet.
And for those too squeamish to commit a terrible crime, you can pay someone off to claim you did something so evil you deserve nothing but hellfire.
I hate it here in upside-down land.
I hate it here in upside-down land.
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
And for those too squeamish to commit a terrible crime, you can pay someone off to claim you did something so evil you deserve nothing but hellfire.
I hate it here in upside-down land.
I hate it here in upside-down land.
Join the party, we share cookies.
November 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Join the party, we share cookies.
Bird! I love birds. Here's some of my children.
November 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Bird! I love birds. Here's some of my children.
Looks like Jonas Venture Jr.
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Looks like Jonas Venture Jr.
My grandma taught me how to read starting when I was three. She first taught me letters, their sounds, then how letters make words, then how to sound out words... But most importantly? How to use a dictionary to figure out words I did not know.
I'm thankful it was her and not three-cueing.
I'm thankful it was her and not three-cueing.
November 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My grandma taught me how to read starting when I was three. She first taught me letters, their sounds, then how letters make words, then how to sound out words... But most importantly? How to use a dictionary to figure out words I did not know.
I'm thankful it was her and not three-cueing.
I'm thankful it was her and not three-cueing.
Do it
a man in a suit and tie is on a stage
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is on a stage
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Do it
Looks like someone's creepin' on that situation
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Looks like someone's creepin' on that situation
I think Musk might take the #2 spot and is gunning for #1
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I think Musk might take the #2 spot and is gunning for #1
Well, that sounds like a moron to me.
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Well, that sounds like a moron to me.
I can't even see what they said. Oh well.
NAZIs are bad. People with NAZI tattoos? Do I even need to say more?
At least get that shit covered or removed if that's not who you are anymore.
NAZIs are bad. People with NAZI tattoos? Do I even need to say more?
At least get that shit covered or removed if that's not who you are anymore.
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I can't even see what they said. Oh well.
NAZIs are bad. People with NAZI tattoos? Do I even need to say more?
At least get that shit covered or removed if that's not who you are anymore.
NAZIs are bad. People with NAZI tattoos? Do I even need to say more?
At least get that shit covered or removed if that's not who you are anymore.