SirTurnipOfGoat
@metaphoricalcat.bsky.social
Chivalrous defender of goats and turnips..... and Maine Coons!
Male | Bi | Xdress | Top | Bottom | Sideways | Diagonally | Upside-down | Back to front
Male | Bi | Xdress | Top | Bottom | Sideways | Diagonally | Upside-down | Back to front
I'm smooth for his..... 😈
January 23, 2026 at 10:28 AM
I'm smooth for his..... 😈
The harness looks great, fair play!
January 22, 2026 at 6:04 PM
The harness looks great, fair play!
Looking amazing as usual! 🖤💜🖤
January 22, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Looking amazing as usual! 🖤💜🖤
OK, the black candles and the chanting and stuff I'm OK with..... you even think about sacrificing a goat and we'll be having words 😉
Looking great btw 🖤💜🖤
Looking great btw 🖤💜🖤
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January 22, 2026 at 5:43 PM
OK, the black candles and the chanting and stuff I'm OK with..... you even think about sacrificing a goat and we'll be having words 😉
Looking great btw 🖤💜🖤
Looking great btw 🖤💜🖤
Tinnitus sucks. Hope you feel better soon! 🖤💜🖤
January 22, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Tinnitus sucks. Hope you feel better soon! 🖤💜🖤
Well, all i can offer is a gif and positive thoughts to help you complete this noble quest.
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January 21, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Well, all i can offer is a gif and positive thoughts to help you complete this noble quest.
Ow!!! But forgiven as it's too cute!
January 21, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Ow!!! But forgiven as it's too cute!
Stop showing off with your blue sky! It's grey and wet with me! 😉
January 21, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Stop showing off with your blue sky! It's grey and wet with me! 😉
Hair looking gorgeous btw 🖤💜🖤
January 20, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Hair looking gorgeous btw 🖤💜🖤
I'll just get a better angle.....
a man wearing a purple jacket with a star on it
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January 20, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I'll just get a better angle.....
Dr. Cubes talking to a patient..... I'm sorry, but we're going to have to perform a thingy on you. Followed by some whatchamacallit. Then, for the next 6 months, daily thingamabob. You'll have to use a doodad for a while as well
January 20, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Dr. Cubes talking to a patient..... I'm sorry, but we're going to have to perform a thingy on you. Followed by some whatchamacallit. Then, for the next 6 months, daily thingamabob. You'll have to use a doodad for a while as well
When I read this post.....
Obviously didn't expect a stream tonight! You need to recover! Rest, sleep, nap, then eat your favourite food. Then repeat. 🖤💜🖤
Obviously didn't expect a stream tonight! You need to recover! Rest, sleep, nap, then eat your favourite food. Then repeat. 🖤💜🖤
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January 20, 2026 at 10:19 PM
When I read this post.....
Obviously didn't expect a stream tonight! You need to recover! Rest, sleep, nap, then eat your favourite food. Then repeat. 🖤💜🖤
Obviously didn't expect a stream tonight! You need to recover! Rest, sleep, nap, then eat your favourite food. Then repeat. 🖤💜🖤
You even have to ask?!
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January 20, 2026 at 7:22 PM
You even have to ask?!
To be fair, he stays round the back when they're working. But he is incredibly nosey!!
January 20, 2026 at 4:33 PM
To be fair, he stays round the back when they're working. But he is incredibly nosey!!
You don't need a reason to look amazing 🖤💜🖤
January 20, 2026 at 9:47 AM
You don't need a reason to look amazing 🖤💜🖤
All our love and hugs to make you feel better. Hope you recover quick! 🖤💜🖤
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January 20, 2026 at 9:44 AM
All our love and hugs to make you feel better. Hope you recover quick! 🖤💜🖤
Ah.... that famous old saying.... "I'm gunna play you like a flute"
January 19, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Ah.... that famous old saying.... "I'm gunna play you like a flute"
Sometimes it's worth the effort depending on who you're dealing with!!
January 19, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Sometimes it's worth the effort depending on who you're dealing with!!
Looking super amazing! 🖤💜🖤
January 19, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Looking super amazing! 🖤💜🖤
That is indeed an itty-bitty mini skirt!! Super cute! The skirt, and you... I wasn't peeking.... honest!
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January 19, 2026 at 12:42 AM
That is indeed an itty-bitty mini skirt!! Super cute! The skirt, and you... I wasn't peeking.... honest!
Yeah, he a big boy. Paw to paw when he stretches he's at least 4ft. Maine coons grow till they're 5 years old. He's 2 and a half..... so......
January 18, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Yeah, he a big boy. Paw to paw when he stretches he's at least 4ft. Maine coons grow till they're 5 years old. He's 2 and a half..... so......
Oh yeah... forgot you defected to our side!!
January 18, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Oh yeah... forgot you defected to our side!!
And you're probably thinking about how you and cubes can exploit us workers...... or clash...... or deer 😉
January 18, 2026 at 3:37 PM
And you're probably thinking about how you and cubes can exploit us workers...... or clash...... or deer 😉