metamodernshad
@metamodernshad.bsky.social
Deep state lawyer. Compassionate nihilist. Former advisor to Dwight Eisenhower. Most of those are true.
Me near the end of every work day.
January 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Me near the end of every work day.
I can't believe I've never seen this before. Orson Welles detested Woody Allen.
January 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I can't believe I've never seen this before. Orson Welles detested Woody Allen.
When I say, "I got that dog in me," this is the dog.
August 18, 2024 at 12:44 AM
When I say, "I got that dog in me," this is the dog.
I think me and @littlebitoflala.bsky.social will be just fine.
April 22, 2024 at 8:35 PM
I think me and @littlebitoflala.bsky.social will be just fine.
Zee girlfriend bought me this and I can't wait to wear it.
January 22, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Zee girlfriend bought me this and I can't wait to wear it.
Did Kendall Roy, the eldest boy, write this tweet?
July 24, 2023 at 2:15 PM
Did Kendall Roy, the eldest boy, write this tweet?
When it's the apocalypse but capitalism demands you still go to work.
July 12, 2023 at 11:56 AM
When it's the apocalypse but capitalism demands you still go to work.