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google’s generative AI summaries being garbage yet again
I googled Maya Imamori and screenshotted the summary google gave me. It reads: Maya Imamori is an actress known for her roles in No. 1 Sentai Gozyuger (2025), Gozyuger Supplement Project Number One Confession Room (2025), and No. 1 Sentai Gozyuger: Tega Sword Resurrection (2025). She is the first Black female actor to portray a cunning detective. She drew inspiration from her agency senior, "the Reiwa era's cunning queen," to prepare for her the detective role. I underlined the phrase “first Black female actor” because what
November 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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trying to teach myself to crochet but this is like in another language 😭
from a how-to crochet book: THE STITCH Number of Stitches: multiples of 4 sts +1 Row 1: 5 ch to turn, *1 dc, 3 ch, skip 3 sts,* 1 dc Row 2: 2 ch to turn, *2 ch, 1 sc in the middle ch, 2 ch, 1 dc under the top st of the double crochet in the prev rw,* 2 ch, 1 SC Row 3: 5 ch to turn, *1 dc under the top st of the double crochet in the prev rw, 3 ch,* 1 dc After rows 1-3, keep repeating rows 2 and 3.
October 31, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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I am constantly surrounded by bullshit at work and today my boss revealed to me that people on this project team say they purposefully come to me with their bullshit issues because I am “good at thinking outside the box to find solutions” 🫩
ben affleck smoking meme
October 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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I really feel like
A triangle that says “choose two” in the middle and each point of the triangle says either “social life” “enough sleep” and “OCD meds”
October 27, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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they really said except the character is nb but. yea
a tumblr post says: guards. put the blonde man in a situation. there’s a follow up response from the OP that says “no. that wasn’t enough. give him another”
October 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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oh this is diabolical
A scientific journal article titled “Object personification in autism: This paper will be very sad if you don't read it.” Rebekah C White et al. Autism. 2019 May.
October 24, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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My blue jay bag came in the mail today
A photo of a bag on a desk. It is shaped and colored like a blue jay
October 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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This is the one thing that really gets to me when driving like usually I’m calm but then I see someone do this shit and I’m like DONT BLOCK THE FUCKING BOX
October 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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me waiting for the amazing devil to release new music
A weathered skeleton lying back on a wooden bench
October 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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I still think this is my favorite internet meme creation of all time like I’ll think of it randomly and start laughing sometimes. osteoporosis
The original photo is a piece of kraft singles cheese on top of white bread. It says “Just whipped up a gore May dinner! Osteoporosis 👌😜” Comment 1: this "bon appetit" meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original, in what way does "bon appetit" sound like "osteoporosis" Comment 2: I don't know but it's cracking me up every time i even think about it Comment 3: guys guys guys osteoporosis is a disease in which bone mass decreases so they mean fucking "Bone Atrophy"
October 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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project open squish isn’t taking suggestions so I can’t submit a vulture design
A basic drawing of a featureless person crying with their head down, tears dripping, smacking the surface in front of them with a fist in agony
October 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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what is happening on Pinterest
October 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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I’m reading the Wikipedia page for fetal alcohol syndrome and this sentence actually made my jaw drop
The sentence: “Some have argued that the FAS label stigmatizes, alcohol use, while authorities point out that the risk is real.”
October 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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my bf just spawned into a nightreign run with a map that has no camps in it LMAO
a photo of a computer screen showing a map in the game elden ring nightreign. Most maps in this game show a variety of “camps” of various elements, where players can go to to fight enemies and get items. There are none of these camps on this map….
September 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Anyway the reason that was on my mind was because Monday is my birthday and look at this caramel apple cake I got

autumn babies stay winning 🎉🎉
a photo someone took in a car of a cake from wegman’s. The label says “caramel apple 3-layer cake large”. It has apple caramel cinnamon goo on top
September 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Does this character having the crest of aubin point to this more likely being a sequel to three houses instead of a prequel? Since aubin was appointed by seiros to resurrect the goddess
screenshot of gameplay shown in the fire emblem fortune’s weave video shown at the direct cropped version of the earlier image with a red circle around the crest of aubin in a character’s description from the three houses wiki page on Aubin: Aubin is a background character from Fire Emblem: Three Houses and the original bearer of the Crest of Aubin. He was one of the Four Apostles. After the Rite of Rising failed to revive the Goddess, he left Garreg Mach and eventually settled in an unknown town, presumably Abyss. The Four Apostles were Aubin, Chevalier, Noa, and Timotheos. History The Apostles were followers of Seiros who specialized in magic and the mystic arts - especially rituals that used blood. They were entrusted by her with the task of performing a rite to resurrect the goddess following the completion of Garreg Mach Monastery in Imperial Year 185, using their blood and a powerful item known as the Chalice of Beginnings, but it failed. Burdening themselves with the failure of the Rite of Rising, the Four Apostles disbanded and scattered around southern Fódlan in self-exile.
September 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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if the new fire emblem game takes place in the same universe as three houses (presumably), then where is this? Is this somewhere on fodlan?
A low quality screenshot of a birds-eye view of what appears to be a city with a bunch of bridges around it. It’s from the fire emblem fortune’s weave trailer
September 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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ppl who block intersections during traffic
September 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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SOMEONE TAILGATING ME AT 8AM IN A SCHOOL ZONE
September 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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someone tailgating me at 8am in a school zone
a giant lobster enemy in elden ring swipes up the player with their claw the lobster begins to stab the player character blood everywhere as the lobster continues to repeatedly stab the player character the lobster throws the player character to the ground
September 3, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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How Pinterest sees me ♡

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⟡ weather
I think this is Elizabeth Bennet from the Pride and Prejudice movie? otter vienna by billy joel - “Slow down, you’re doing fine / You can’t be everything you / want to be before your time” a cloudy day with tree and hills in the background
August 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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how I feel about gladius rn after the hell that was libra
gordon ramsey: delicious. Finally, some good fucking food
August 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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elden ring nightreign
“YESSSSSSS oh my god this is so much FUN HAHAHAHAHA” on top of a picture of someone pushing a boulder up a hill
August 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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I come bringing this energy to bluesky
the famous 2013 dril tweet: Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Candles $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
August 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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For $55
a collection of yankee candles: glistening leaves, crisp forest air, fall night, clean cotton, and then a 3-pack of car fresheners in midsummer’s night, leather, and new car smell
August 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM