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Jefferson!
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The world isn't ready for Hitlerdick
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
One day I will try one of the many Norwegian delicacies that is just burying a fish in the sand and forgetting about it for a while.
November 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I get to prepare my famous beer mac and cheese for my boyfriend's Connecticut family Thanksgiving this year. Hope those yanks took their cholesterol meds.
November 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Democrats just swept in the general elections during the shutdown and I guess they decided they're too afraid of winning. Way to ruin any good will you built up you crusty cowardly bitch.

Signed, boyfriend of a federal worker who also thinks you're a bitch. 🧡
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Favorite Macho Man story was when an interviewer asked him if he cries, and he replied MACHO MAN EXPERIENCES THE FULL RANGE OF HUMAN EMOTIONS.

A real one.
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Right after they swept in general elections during the shutdown. Do they want to fail?!?!
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I was worried that the main reason he won was because Cuomo is such obvious trash, but to his credit, he did run a hell of a campaign, and he has been totally diplomatic and effective when dealing with the media and public opposition. I'm hopeful.
November 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Love taking note of things people are nostalgic for that you can still just do if you want. Miss chugging Mountain Dew with your bros and playing Halo? Invite your bros over for Mountain Dew and Halo! Miss drinking out of hoses? There's hoses outside everywhere!
November 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
He sure made them look foolish!
October 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Military recruitment drives that focus on high schoolers are as fucked up as pedophilia and for the same reasons.
October 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Gex 64 and Gex 3

It's tail time, baby
October 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
In the 90s, some comedy people called Jay Leno a sellout for doing a Superbowl commercial.
September 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Make it as big as the Superbowl. Encourage Americans of all backgrounds that are sick of Trump to come out and celebrate one of the most important things about being American. Dems dropped the ball by not having a primary these last two election cycles. Let voters tell you who they wanna vote for.
September 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Instead, Dems should focus on the GREATER NUMBER of Americans who DON'T vote, simply out of apathy or cynicism. I promise you, they're gonna be easier to reach than somebody who has voted for Trump 2-3 times already.

Democrats desperately need an actual primary. A big one.
September 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Disagree. I think Dens gotta accept that around 30% of Americans are just gonna be unreachable. They still deserve policies that help them and their families live well, but while Fox News and other right-wing media echo chambers exist,those folks aren't voting Democrat.
September 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
One tube. One love.
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August 22, 2025 at 5:35 AM
IDK what that vanilla Tootsie pop in the blue wrapper tastes like. It ain't vanilla, but it's sure as fuck delicious.
August 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Fascists can be controlled by giving them a picture of a hot lady to look at.
August 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
In awe of the intellect of superdookietoiletexp.
August 2, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Wait... The guy from the Apprentice?
July 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Journey to the West, the Anthony C. Yu translation.

Read it out of sheer curiosity with almost no real knowledge or understanding of its cultural significance. It absolutely rules. I found myself rooting for these centuries-old characters like I was watching a shonen anime.
July 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Sopressatta, capocollo, mortadella = Fancy, intelligent, high class foods

Civeche, cochinita, sopecitos = low brow, accessible slop for the uneducated masses
July 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM