Hattie McHatterson
@metalfreakneo.bsky.social
QA engineer & aspiring tech billionaire.
Writes & draws to manage #OCD & #anxiety.
Old enough to know Duke Nukem.
Young enough to call out the greedy boomers
Writes & draws to manage #OCD & #anxiety.
Old enough to know Duke Nukem.
Young enough to call out the greedy boomers
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El café es vida, mi amigo
(yes, I'm using Duolingo lately)
El café es vida, mi amigo
(yes, I'm using Duolingo lately)
November 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
🙃
El café es vida, mi amigo
(yes, I'm using Duolingo lately)
El café es vida, mi amigo
(yes, I'm using Duolingo lately)
9:30
NOT DECAF
HEADACHE 1:2 ME
NOT DECAF
HEADACHE 1:2 ME
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
9:30
NOT DECAF
HEADACHE 1:2 ME
NOT DECAF
HEADACHE 1:2 ME
What did you end up getting???
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 AM
What did you end up getting???
I really really wanna try the dark chocolate one!
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November 20, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I really really wanna try the dark chocolate one!
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Also, I'm not bad. I'm evil
a cartoon character with a purple cape and goggles says muahahahah
ALT: a cartoon character with a purple cape and goggles says muahahahah
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Also, I'm not bad. I'm evil
Someone's gonna eat some rattlesnake chorizo huehuehue
November 20, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Someone's gonna eat some rattlesnake chorizo huehuehue
PLEASE BRING HIM SOME INTERESTING FOOD THAT MAKES HIM WANNA RUN!!!
November 20, 2025 at 5:01 AM
PLEASE BRING HIM SOME INTERESTING FOOD THAT MAKES HIM WANNA RUN!!!
WHY SHOULD IT???
You're fvckin Alexander Graham Balls!
You're fvckin Alexander Graham Balls!
November 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
WHY SHOULD IT???
You're fvckin Alexander Graham Balls!
You're fvckin Alexander Graham Balls!
I have no idea what it is but
a group of horses pulling a rope with the word honse in the middle .
ALT: a group of horses pulling a rope with the word honse in the middle .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I have no idea what it is but
I just use it to not make my history cluttered.
Lest we forget this meme
Lest we forget this meme
November 19, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I just use it to not make my history cluttered.
Lest we forget this meme
Lest we forget this meme
BAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! I went through a phase of enlargement oil ads myself. Turns out it's targeted to my age group and area. But still made very little sense given I wasn't searching anything nearly similar (and I mostly search in incognito, IN FIREFOX or duckduckgo in Tor).
November 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
BAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! I went through a phase of enlargement oil ads myself. Turns out it's targeted to my age group and area. But still made very little sense given I wasn't searching anything nearly similar (and I mostly search in incognito, IN FIREFOX or duckduckgo in Tor).