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Metaciya
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Welcome to the Metaciya! I'm here to share real estate tips. Follow now for insider tips, market updates, and a look at some of Canada’s most extraordinary neighborhoods and properties.

Real estate coast to coast 🇨🇦
📍Ontario, British Columbia, Alberta
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The pool isn't for swimming laps. It's for reflecting upon one's excellent life choices. A much more sophisticated feature. #Meditation #metaciya
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November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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I don't just sell houses. I sell legacy assets. No pressure. #Stewardship #metaciya
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November 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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In my world, "land transfer tax" is just a line item. The real cost is commissioning a new sculpture for the garden. #Budgeting #metaciya
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November 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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A "cosmetic update" means we're flying in a specific Italian artisan to hand-apply Venetian plaster. No big deal. #JustCosmetic #metaciya
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November 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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The biggest hurdle in a deal is often synchronizing the schedules of four family offices across three time zones. The price is agreed upon. #Logistics #metaciya
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November 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Clients don't care about market corrections. They care if the private beach is sandy or pebbly. It's a crucial distinction. #DetailsMatter #metaciya
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November 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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The real estate board doesn't have a category for "ballroom" or "panic room." We just list them as "bonus rooms." #Understated #metaciya
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November 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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We don't have bidding wars. We have "parallel negotiations." It sounds fancier and involves less shouting. #Civilized #metaciya
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November 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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A "fixer-upper" in my world means the home theatre only has 4K projection and not 8K. Unlivable. #Renovate #metaciya
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November 2, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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The closing gift for a $10M+ sale isn't a bottle of champagne. It's the coordinates to their new private island. #JustAKiddingMaybe #metaciya
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November 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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My open houses don't have sign-in sheets. They have NDAs. Privacy is the ultimate luxury. #Discretion #metaciya
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October 31, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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The security deposit isn't for potential wall scratches. It's for the potential re-landscaping of the topiary garden. #HighStakes #metaciya
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October 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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In this market, a "price adjustment" means we decided to include the original Picasso sketch that comes with the library. No big deal. #JustA Sketch #metaciya
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October 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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My ultra-luxury sellers aren't "motivated." They're "selectively discerning." The difference is about $2 million. #Nuance #metaciya
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October 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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The "home office" in these listings isn't for Zoom calls. It's for managing one's global empire. Slightly different wiring needs. #Scale #metaciya
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October 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Negotiating a deal on a mansion. The sticking point wasn't the price. It was the custom-designed, gold-leafed dog house. It stays. #Chihuahua #metaciya
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October 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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When showing a $15M property. The buyer's main concern? Whether the wine cellar is humidity-controlled for their '45 Mouton. Mine isn't. #OutOfMyLeague #metaciya
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October 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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My biggest problem isn't the interest rate. It's finding a waterfront estate with a helipad that's also pet-friendly for a client's prize-winning poodle. #LuxuryProblems #metaciya
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October 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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My clients don't ask about mortgage rates. They ask if the yacht club membership is transferable. I love my job. #Priorities #metaciya
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October 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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In the ultra-luxury market, "price per square foot" is a yucky term. We prefer to talk about "price per unparalleled view." #DifferentRules #metaciya
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October 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Renters: A "guest" sleeps on the couch and is gone by noon.
Buyers: A "guest" is a family member who arrives for the weekend and triggers a 5-star Airbnb review system you never agreed to.
Homeownership: where your spare room becomes a TripAdvisor destination.
October 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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A Boomer sits on the front porch to wave at neighbors and show pride of ownership.
A Gen Z sits on the front porch to receive Uber Eats and Amazon deliveries without human interaction.
Both are using it for social purposes; one is just far more efficient.
October 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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The luxury market is playing a different game. My clients aren't worried about rates; they're worried about marble countertops. #DifferentWorld #metaciya
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October 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Boomers want a quiet street. The definition of quiet: no noise.
Gen Z wants a quiet street. The definition of quiet: fiber internet with no latency.
The priority shift from peace for the soul to peace for the ping.

#Millennials #Tech #Suburbia
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October 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Boomer design: Separate living rooms for formal guests, closed kitchens.
New Gen design: One giant, open "great room" for cooking, entertaining, and streaming—all at once. The house isn't for show; it's for shared experiences.
The death of the formal living room is a generational declaration.
October 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM