Stayed home sick because my body has decided it must produced maximum levels of mucus. Haku is taking good care of me.

Now that it has happened I can reveal that last night the Portland Sisters canonized Jinkx Monsoon as Saint Abby Fab, High Priestess of Heka-they. It was an absolute joy and Jinkx was very moved by it. Found out today that both Elvira and Peaches Christ were there which is kinda blowing my mind tbh

Calling a game of bingo with this silly thing in my mouth may have simultaneously been the most ridiculous and funniest thing I’ve done in drag. I sounded like a valley girl with a lateral lisp.

We are in the last hour from breaking the record for longest drag show. This feels like a fever dream, yet I know it’s real:

Went to the Drag a Thon attempting to set a new record for world’s longest drag show this morning for a 2 hour audience shift. Going to try getting into the first over night shift in a bit. If I’m really lucky I’ll come home with a new tattoo!