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You should be able to scan your Woolworths Everyday Reward card at the pub
December 22, 2024 at 5:51 AM
I used to live near a pub that did sports trivia on Fridays. It was just 20 blokes in the TAB area. No paper and pen. No rounds. No winner. Just a dude asking questions and the first to put their hand up got to answer.

"Alright, Glen was first. Go ahead Glen. Sorry that's incorrect. Ron was next"
December 12, 2024 at 8:33 AM
Glad that there's a joint other than twitter now but every post I scroll past here is like "anyone else keep buying books when they have a pile of unread books? So good to be posting somewhere that the Orange dictator isn't! Anyway, here's the worst constructed joke you've ever seen"
December 5, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Mark Latham PM's XI in Canberra wrapped
December 5, 2024 at 7:16 AM
Someone should write a book about the history, politics and etiquette of the office morning tea. We know the name of the first man on the moon but not the first person to bring sausage rolls to a morning tea and that's just wrong
November 27, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Wonder what Winnie the Pooh would have thought of the election? "Oh bother" one would imagine!

Siri schedule tweet for maximum engagement
November 20, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Every time that Mike Tyson shuffled around like an invalid, Netflix greenlit another adult animated series that looks like the cartoonists have never seen a human face
November 16, 2024 at 9:24 AM