peppy bismilk
@messyowl.bsky.social
You’re not a person unless you’re acting
I wolfed my teamster sub for you
December 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I wolfed my teamster sub for you
Be assholes to the corporation, not ur friends. Don’t write off the homies because they use Spotify. You’re on an Apple or google powered device. We all contribute to the war machine somehow. Fascists want us to fight each other so we forget to fight them. Do what you can, and take care of yourself.
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Be assholes to the corporation, not ur friends. Don’t write off the homies because they use Spotify. You’re on an Apple or google powered device. We all contribute to the war machine somehow. Fascists want us to fight each other so we forget to fight them. Do what you can, and take care of yourself.
New rule: if you are still on your parents health insurance, you are not allowed to talk down to me
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
New rule: if you are still on your parents health insurance, you are not allowed to talk down to me
Every reel someone sends me feels like a little homework on my phone
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Every reel someone sends me feels like a little homework on my phone
raw broccoli
Rob Brockley
Someone use this name please
Rob Brockley
Someone use this name please
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
raw broccoli
Rob Brockley
Someone use this name please
Rob Brockley
Someone use this name please
One of the dumbest things you can do as an adult is put a bunch of rubber ducks in your jeep
November 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
One of the dumbest things you can do as an adult is put a bunch of rubber ducks in your jeep
“Recognize this device in the future” is a lie
September 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
“Recognize this device in the future” is a lie
I ate the deviled egg. It wasn’t that good. I feel empty.
For the first time in my life I am craving a deviled egg
September 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I ate the deviled egg. It wasn’t that good. I feel empty.
The Jeep is the Croc footwear of vehicles
August 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The Jeep is the Croc footwear of vehicles
I hate her more every day 😐
August 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I hate her more every day 😐
For the first time in my life I am craving a deviled egg
August 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
For the first time in my life I am craving a deviled egg
Have you ever seen me walk like a shrimp?
August 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Have you ever seen me walk like a shrimp?
Fear is my laxative
July 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Fear is my laxative
Is it Rat King Summer 2025 y’all? 👑🐀
June 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Is it Rat King Summer 2025 y’all? 👑🐀
Mindless slugs addicted to shit
May 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Mindless slugs addicted to shit
Nothing tastes as good as peeing feels
May 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Nothing tastes as good as peeing feels
We’re all just slugs begging for slime
May 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
We’re all just slugs begging for slime
Someday everyone who makes me laugh will die and I am not okay with that
May 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Someday everyone who makes me laugh will die and I am not okay with that
Another day feeling irked that grown adults continue to use adhd as an excuse to be chronically irresponsible.
-person with adhd
-person with adhd
May 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Another day feeling irked that grown adults continue to use adhd as an excuse to be chronically irresponsible.
-person with adhd
-person with adhd
Letting your Venmo transactions be public…it mystifies me. But here I am looking at my high school English teachers transaction history 🤠
May 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Letting your Venmo transactions be public…it mystifies me. But here I am looking at my high school English teachers transaction history 🤠
If you quit using AI I will kiss you on the lips. If you don’t quit using AI I will put a flaming bag of poop on your porch
adam sandler is wearing a plaid shirt and making a face
ALT: adam sandler is wearing a plaid shirt and making a face
media.tenor.com
May 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If you quit using AI I will kiss you on the lips. If you don’t quit using AI I will put a flaming bag of poop on your porch
Dana Nessel is an enemy to democracy
April 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Dana Nessel is an enemy to democracy
I think my Elissa Slotkin is a big stupid mess loss me one of my 23 followers 💔
April 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I think my Elissa Slotkin is a big stupid mess loss me one of my 23 followers 💔
Quit using AI. Not only because it’s bad for the environment but bc it’s fucking stupid and lazy.
April 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Quit using AI. Not only because it’s bad for the environment but bc it’s fucking stupid and lazy.
Elissa Slotkin is a big stupid mess *smacks microphone*
April 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Elissa Slotkin is a big stupid mess *smacks microphone*