maya
@messybutpretty.bsky.social
she/her, 21
former svu girly, now bravo girly
former svu girly, now bravo girly
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maya
@messybutpretty.bsky.social
· Nov 10
if you don’t know me um that white woman in pfp is not me i no white i black🩷
black woman on tiktok defending ej and how badly she was treated during the fallout of her divorce iktr! it’s not just me😩
December 30, 2024 at 9:55 PM
black woman on tiktok defending ej and how badly she was treated during the fallout of her divorce iktr! it’s not just me😩
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Merry Christmas Eve 🎄
December 24, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Merry Christmas Eve 🎄
JAIL TIME?
Karen Huger, the Grande Dame, has been found guilty in her DUI case.
She now faces a maximum of 2 years and Sentencing is scheduled for Jan 29 #RHOP
She now faces a maximum of 2 years and Sentencing is scheduled for Jan 29 #RHOP
December 19, 2024 at 3:54 AM
JAIL TIME?
reminds me of when she was drunk at diana’s house and when diana said smn about her being on broadway she was like that crashed and burned LMAO kinda proof that it gets better!
erika going back to broadway i almost shed a tear 🥹
December 19, 2024 at 12:24 AM
reminds me of when she was drunk at diana’s house and when diana said smn about her being on broadway she was like that crashed and burned LMAO kinda proof that it gets better!
erika going back to broadway i almost shed a tear 🥹
December 18, 2024 at 11:36 PM
erika going back to broadway i almost shed a tear 🥹
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💎💎BH has improved greatly over AnneMarie & Crystals esophagus bullshit but there’s still something missing. Sutton films with Avi. Tilly with the butler. Erika with the decorator. Garcelle with the housekeeper. Kyle with the dog.
They need to show their real life relationships & dating RHOBH
They need to show their real life relationships & dating RHOBH
a woman in a blue top is talking about being a housewife
ALT: a woman in a blue top is talking about being a housewife
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December 18, 2024 at 4:38 PM
💎💎BH has improved greatly over AnneMarie & Crystals esophagus bullshit but there’s still something missing. Sutton films with Avi. Tilly with the butler. Erika with the decorator. Garcelle with the housekeeper. Kyle with the dog.
They need to show their real life relationships & dating RHOBH
They need to show their real life relationships & dating RHOBH
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You know what was the weirdest part of last night’s #RHOBH, it was Garcelle rightfully shading the fact PK and Kyle text each other and then Sutton just immediately shutting it down and not going along with it. Garcelle had a valid point and Sutton was like no we’re ignoring that everything’s fine 
December 18, 2024 at 2:45 PM
You know what was the weirdest part of last night’s #RHOBH, it was Garcelle rightfully shading the fact PK and Kyle text each other and then Sutton just immediately shutting it down and not going along with it. Garcelle had a valid point and Sutton was like no we’re ignoring that everything’s fine 
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Dorit’s reaction has always felt very real, that was real trauma, but his reaction has been so squirrely that I almost hope he was in on it because it would at least explain his dismissiveness toward his wife. But who knows
December 18, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Dorit’s reaction has always felt very real, that was real trauma, but his reaction has been so squirrely that I almost hope he was in on it because it would at least explain his dismissiveness toward his wife. But who knows
this how i look replying to all my girl oomfs IG stories
a woman is sitting on a couch looking at herself in a mirror and smiling
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch looking at herself in a mirror and smiling
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December 18, 2024 at 12:52 AM
this how i look replying to all my girl oomfs IG stories
burned my forehead with the curling iron🩷
December 17, 2024 at 7:36 PM
burned my forehead with the curling iron🩷
lvp was right she is like a barbie doll
December 17, 2024 at 1:35 AM
lvp was right she is like a barbie doll
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suddenly seeing a lot of AI images of housewives pop up (mainly on twitter) and while they can be quite funny, it gives me a visceral ick that we're helping to train these technologies that already disproportionately harm women with more images of women
December 16, 2024 at 7:04 PM
suddenly seeing a lot of AI images of housewives pop up (mainly on twitter) and while they can be quite funny, it gives me a visceral ick that we're helping to train these technologies that already disproportionately harm women with more images of women
i can’t fucking stand teddi but i love erika and their podcast is actually good…i just tune out when teddi peeps
December 16, 2024 at 8:05 PM
i can’t fucking stand teddi but i love erika and their podcast is actually good…i just tune out when teddi peeps
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Vanity Fair listed Phaedra Parks from #TheTraitors and Mary M Cosby from the #RHOSLC as Best Performances of 2024!
December 16, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Vanity Fair listed Phaedra Parks from #TheTraitors and Mary M Cosby from the #RHOSLC as Best Performances of 2024!
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I need her to stop yelling at all the women and start spilling on his bankruptcy era and those lawsuits that woman chased her around the pool about
December 15, 2024 at 10:59 PM
I need her to stop yelling at all the women and start spilling on his bankruptcy era and those lawsuits that woman chased her around the pool about
need friends my age so badd so i can go out w someone who isn’t my sister LOL (she’s a bit of a weak link)
December 15, 2024 at 5:47 PM
need friends my age so badd so i can go out w someone who isn’t my sister LOL (she’s a bit of a weak link)
there was 4😝 one was on adderall umm a little obsessed w me but the other 3 were so cool if only my sister didn’t throw up and end the night at 1am!!
somehow every time i go out i end up with old white men LMAO
December 14, 2024 at 9:34 AM
there was 4😝 one was on adderall umm a little obsessed w me but the other 3 were so cool if only my sister didn’t throw up and end the night at 1am!!
somehow every time i go out i end up with old white men LMAO
December 14, 2024 at 8:20 AM
somehow every time i go out i end up with old white men LMAO
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Before November I was into politics & the news heavily but since the election I’ve literally tuned everything out.
I’m good on all that noise.
I’m good on all that noise.
December 13, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Before November I was into politics & the news heavily but since the election I’ve literally tuned everything out.
I’m good on all that noise.
I’m good on all that noise.
some don’t get it but i do☝🏾
December 13, 2024 at 3:53 AM
some don’t get it but i do☝🏾