@messybottom.bsky.social
🔞 | nsfw | he/they | scotland 🏴
your local alty-fem-chubby-stoner-pagan-queer bartender from new zealand living in glasgow
your local alty-fem-chubby-stoner-pagan-queer bartender from new zealand living in glasgow
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did far too much coke on monday night at a staff event and now i just have the fear
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
did far too much coke on monday night at a staff event and now i just have the fear
need freedom hate confrontation
October 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
need freedom hate confrontation
bone jour from paris 🦴🥐🇫🇷
October 22, 2025 at 5:36 AM
bone jour from paris 🦴🥐🇫🇷
drunk coworker asked me if i was gay, i said yes, he spent 10 minutes telling me how brave i was for coming out 🙃
October 13, 2025 at 5:14 AM
drunk coworker asked me if i was gay, i said yes, he spent 10 minutes telling me how brave i was for coming out 🙃
flat inspection today. it’s been 3 weeks of them rescheduling, emailing, finally booking a time, not showing up at the time, rescheduling again. i work night shifts. the window they’ve given me today is somewhere between 9am-5pm. when can i go to sleep? no idea 😴
September 30, 2025 at 9:03 AM
flat inspection today. it’s been 3 weeks of them rescheduling, emailing, finally booking a time, not showing up at the time, rescheduling again. i work night shifts. the window they’ve given me today is somewhere between 9am-5pm. when can i go to sleep? no idea 😴
hungry, sick, and want my hole pounded
September 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
hungry, sick, and want my hole pounded
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lately I just don’t have shit to say on here, really just a no thoughts head empty bitch 😭
September 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
lately I just don’t have shit to say on here, really just a no thoughts head empty bitch 😭
what the fuck? emma watson backtracking on her support for trans rights because she wants rowling to “love me”?? it just proves these celebrities are only on our side when they need us and it’s such a slap in the face
#transrights
www.bbc.com/news/article...
#transrights
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Emma Watson says she still loves JK Rowling despite rift over trans views
However, the Harry Potter author appears to rebuff the actress's conciliatory comments.
www.bbc.com
September 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
what the fuck? emma watson backtracking on her support for trans rights because she wants rowling to “love me”?? it just proves these celebrities are only on our side when they need us and it’s such a slap in the face
#transrights
www.bbc.com/news/article...
#transrights
www.bbc.com/news/article...
gays of glasgow, where do you actually go out at night? the bar that i work at is dangerously straight and i just want customers that i can actually interact with 🫠
September 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
gays of glasgow, where do you actually go out at night? the bar that i work at is dangerously straight and i just want customers that i can actually interact with 🫠
need a sweaty stinky man to suffocate me
September 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
need a sweaty stinky man to suffocate me
woke up and walked to pret while still half asleep and i swear to GOD one of my bluesky mutuals walked past me it was so surreal
September 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
woke up and walked to pret while still half asleep and i swear to GOD one of my bluesky mutuals walked past me it was so surreal
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if I’m ever posting in the morning it’s because I just got home from work and not because I’m some sick fuck who wakes up early
September 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
if I’m ever posting in the morning it’s because I just got home from work and not because I’m some sick fuck who wakes up early
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That froot looks familiar
September 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
That froot looks familiar
hadn’t cum in like 3 days and one shot hit my shoulder and the next sort of ricocheted off of my phone 🥴
September 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
hadn’t cum in like 3 days and one shot hit my shoulder and the next sort of ricocheted off of my phone 🥴
saw the news about bookmarks and immediately updated my bluesky app lmao
September 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
saw the news about bookmarks and immediately updated my bluesky app lmao
another lazy day off, who wants to come spend #mcm with me?
#monochromemonday #uncut #uncutcock #thickcock #gayuk #gayscotland #gaynz #twunk #chubby #hairy #nsfwsky #foreskin #wanking #uncutdick #thickdick
#monochromemonday #uncut #uncutcock #thickcock #gayuk #gayscotland #gaynz #twunk #chubby #hairy #nsfwsky #foreskin #wanking #uncutdick #thickdick
September 8, 2025 at 11:55 AM
another lazy day off, who wants to come spend #mcm with me?
#monochromemonday #uncut #uncutcock #thickcock #gayuk #gayscotland #gaynz #twunk #chubby #hairy #nsfwsky #foreskin #wanking #uncutdick #thickdick
#monochromemonday #uncut #uncutcock #thickcock #gayuk #gayscotland #gaynz #twunk #chubby #hairy #nsfwsky #foreskin #wanking #uncutdick #thickdick
also lol i’ve been living in the dark all summer because i covered my windows in tinfoil (heatwaves were not supposed to be a part of the deal when i moved to scotland) and i’m a bartender so i sleep all day so going outside and experiencing weather and daylight has been jarring
September 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
also lol i’ve been living in the dark all summer because i covered my windows in tinfoil (heatwaves were not supposed to be a part of the deal when i moved to scotland) and i’m a bartender so i sleep all day so going outside and experiencing weather and daylight has been jarring
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why did nobody tell me it was raining today i’ve been waiting to have a lazy rainy day in bed staring out the window and watching movies for weeks
September 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
why did nobody tell me it was raining today i’ve been waiting to have a lazy rainy day in bed staring out the window and watching movies for weeks
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I really love men and their cocks so much
little bit late to #fcf but i got a bit distracted while getting ready for work tonight 😵💫
how’s your friday going?
#fatcockfriday #uncut #foreskin #gayuk #gayscotland #ukgay #scotlandgay #nzgay #nsfw #nsfwsky
how’s your friday going?
#fatcockfriday #uncut #foreskin #gayuk #gayscotland #ukgay #scotlandgay #nzgay #nsfw #nsfwsky
September 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I really love men and their cocks so much
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Man I love thighs
September 6, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Man I love thighs
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happy fcf to all you lovely sexy people out there 🧡 appreciate y’all 🥰
September 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
happy fcf to all you lovely sexy people out there 🧡 appreciate y’all 🥰
another quick #fcf before I start work 😇
#fatcockfriday #thickcock #uncut #uncutcock #nsfwsky #gayuk #gayscotland
#fatcockfriday #thickcock #uncut #uncutcock #nsfwsky #gayuk #gayscotland
September 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
another quick #fcf before I start work 😇
#fatcockfriday #thickcock #uncut #uncutcock #nsfwsky #gayuk #gayscotland
#fatcockfriday #thickcock #uncut #uncutcock #nsfwsky #gayuk #gayscotland