Jason M.
@messlaw.bsky.social
Injury & Civil Rights Attorney in Tulsa, OK; True Crime Junkie; Traveler; 🍍 belongs on 🍕
Golden toilets. That’s my guess.
March 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Golden toilets. That’s my guess.
Pretty clear example of “we told you so.”
March 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Pretty clear example of “we told you so.”
This would be worse than OJ in the cereal instead of milk.
February 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
This would be worse than OJ in the cereal instead of milk.
That’s never an easy thing to tackle. Bad way to start the day, but it beats putting it off.
February 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
That’s never an easy thing to tackle. Bad way to start the day, but it beats putting it off.
What? You don't have pet racoons up north?
a raccoon in overalls is standing on a dark floor
ALT: a raccoon in overalls is standing on a dark floor
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2024 at 11:15 PM
What? You don't have pet racoons up north?
Very sorry for your loss. She is a gorgeous cat and it sounds like she was a real blessing in your life.
December 24, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Very sorry for your loss. She is a gorgeous cat and it sounds like she was a real blessing in your life.
First thing that popped up in my head…
Dennis Green Theyare Whoe We Thought They Were GIF
ALT: Dennis Green Theyare Whoe We Thought They Were GIF
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2024 at 12:50 PM
First thing that popped up in my head…
The bots are starting to really arrive here. The guess that is one way to look at the growth of this platform.
December 6, 2024 at 10:44 PM
The bots are starting to really arrive here. The guess that is one way to look at the growth of this platform.
So many options to choose from here.
December 2, 2024 at 6:53 PM
So many options to choose from here.
I can wake up, without an alarm, at my usual workday time even on days that my office is closed & I could sleep in
November 27, 2024 at 11:29 AM
I can wake up, without an alarm, at my usual workday time even on days that my office is closed & I could sleep in
Oh, look at that. The over hit 🤯
November 22, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Oh, look at that. The over hit 🤯
I love my 4s. The uniball, 1, is acceptable so long at is isn’t Fine.
November 21, 2024 at 10:27 PM
I love my 4s. The uniball, 1, is acceptable so long at is isn’t Fine.
Where there’s smoke there’s fire- I really would like to know more.
November 21, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Where there’s smoke there’s fire- I really would like to know more.
The bots are why I largely stopped posting comments or tweets. Public posts just led to fake followers and crypto messages.
November 21, 2024 at 4:56 PM
The bots are why I largely stopped posting comments or tweets. Public posts just led to fake followers and crypto messages.
It still catches me off guard every single week despite the siren being in my work’s parking lot.
November 20, 2024 at 6:08 PM
It still catches me off guard every single week despite the siren being in my work’s parking lot.
Now’s the chance to use the phone, tablet and computer to their fullest potential by being on three meetings at once.
November 20, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Now’s the chance to use the phone, tablet and computer to their fullest potential by being on three meetings at once.
I once waited 12+ months for a ruling only to get an order for more briefing. It ended up taking 19 months.
November 20, 2024 at 11:16 AM
I once waited 12+ months for a ruling only to get an order for more briefing. It ended up taking 19 months.
Well, now we have Dr. Oz and Linda McMahon of WWE fame, so Celebrity Apprentice 2025 will have quite a few C stars.
November 19, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Well, now we have Dr. Oz and Linda McMahon of WWE fame, so Celebrity Apprentice 2025 will have quite a few C stars.
Oh, I missed this. 🤦♂️
November 19, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Oh, I missed this. 🤦♂️