Mesquite BBQ Visine
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now half off with a purchase of Palatino Alpha-Bits
more like turd list
January 19, 2026 at 8:56 PM
more like turd list
it may finally be time to fire Nick Saban
January 1, 2026 at 11:59 PM
it may finally be time to fire Nick Saban
very common misconception that a lazy river's flow is driven by jets of pumped water, when in fact it is a natural result of the coriolis effect. obvious in retrospect.
December 31, 2025 at 2:48 PM
very common misconception that a lazy river's flow is driven by jets of pumped water, when in fact it is a natural result of the coriolis effect. obvious in retrospect.
Thomas Pynchon getting a "Will Thomas Pynchon appear at the Oscars?" prop listed on Polymarket, and then making a fortune trading on said market, would be perfect
December 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Thomas Pynchon getting a "Will Thomas Pynchon appear at the Oscars?" prop listed on Polymarket, and then making a fortune trading on said market, would be perfect
[bringing my 'Deep Cuts' vinyl to the DJ at the listening bar] here ya go
[interrupting guy with Aussie accent] that's not The Knife, *this* is The Knife (whips out 'Gimme Fiction')
[interrupting guy with Aussie accent] that's not The Knife, *this* is The Knife (whips out 'Gimme Fiction')
December 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
[bringing my 'Deep Cuts' vinyl to the DJ at the listening bar] here ya go
[interrupting guy with Aussie accent] that's not The Knife, *this* is The Knife (whips out 'Gimme Fiction')
[interrupting guy with Aussie accent] that's not The Knife, *this* is The Knife (whips out 'Gimme Fiction')
Vikings getting shut out 26-0 at Seattle and then shutting out Washington 31-0 the very next week... as far as I can tell that's just the 11th time since the merger that a team has had back-to-back shutouts where one was a win and the other was a loss
December 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Vikings getting shut out 26-0 at Seattle and then shutting out Washington 31-0 the very next week... as far as I can tell that's just the 11th time since the merger that a team has had back-to-back shutouts where one was a win and the other was a loss
(voice recording) why don't you just TELL me the name of the Panthers defender you'd like to intercept you?
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
(voice recording) why don't you just TELL me the name of the Panthers defender you'd like to intercept you?
Very grateful for my time as head of Olympic Films. And to those who said we couldn't trim Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles by 95 minutes OR get the rights to Daniel Powter's "Bad Day" to use repeatedly throughout the film, I guess you just don't understand Chantal the way I do.
November 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Very grateful for my time as head of Olympic Films. And to those who said we couldn't trim Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles by 95 minutes OR get the rights to Daniel Powter's "Bad Day" to use repeatedly throughout the film, I guess you just don't understand Chantal the way I do.
reading the list of meds after getting discharged from oral surgery
youtu.be/DTpQDBgOQjk
youtu.be/DTpQDBgOQjk
Do You...
YouTube video by Miguel - Topic
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November 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
reading the list of meds after getting discharged from oral surgery
youtu.be/DTpQDBgOQjk
youtu.be/DTpQDBgOQjk
so it's nearing halftime and the most likely scorigami is 2-0. amazing
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
so it's nearing halftime and the most likely scorigami is 2-0. amazing
Rock & Roll HOF issuing an emergency correction stating that the nod was intended not for The White Stripes, but just Jack, and exclusively based on his contribution to 2003's "Danger, High Voltage!"
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Rock & Roll HOF issuing an emergency correction stating that the nod was intended not for The White Stripes, but just Jack, and exclusively based on his contribution to 2003's "Danger, High Voltage!"
Shazam identifying "Disorder" by Joy Division in a split second when it started playing at the bar... GOOD. you SHOULD.
October 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Shazam identifying "Disorder" by Joy Division in a split second when it started playing at the bar... GOOD. you SHOULD.
@davidjroth.bsky.social finally cracked and got a fanatics made article, for the brand new Ontario Tower Buzzers, loogit this guy!
October 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
@davidjroth.bsky.social finally cracked and got a fanatics made article, for the brand new Ontario Tower Buzzers, loogit this guy!
low-hanging fruit but has to be done
October 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
low-hanging fruit but has to be done
more like turd list
April 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
more like turd list
@mobute.bsky.social @davidjroth.bsky.social very much enjoying dabbling the Its Christmastown archives, but have yet to happen upon any Manos-level disasters. is there a google doc or wiki of some kind with your ratings, say, that might help one locate the most Extremely Wet ones?
January 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
@mobute.bsky.social @davidjroth.bsky.social very much enjoying dabbling the Its Christmastown archives, but have yet to happen upon any Manos-level disasters. is there a google doc or wiki of some kind with your ratings, say, that might help one locate the most Extremely Wet ones?
the current top 4 NFL teams by point differential: Vikings, Lions, Bears, Packers. it's just the NFC North! truly wild @drewmagary.bsky.social
October 15, 2024 at 1:35 AM
the current top 4 NFL teams by point differential: Vikings, Lions, Bears, Packers. it's just the NFC North! truly wild @drewmagary.bsky.social
@davidjroth.bsky.social @drewmagary.bsky.social spotted in Pittsburgh; my sicko brain immediately went to "which Defector staffers would i cast in a 'Waiting For Guffman' style community theater production of 'Speed: The Musical!'"
September 25, 2024 at 7:18 PM
@davidjroth.bsky.social @drewmagary.bsky.social spotted in Pittsburgh; my sicko brain immediately went to "which Defector staffers would i cast in a 'Waiting For Guffman' style community theater production of 'Speed: The Musical!'"
1003125 = 10^6 + 5^5
(bored; later) well hey turns out no other (a,b,c,d) of natural numbers with smaller sum works for 1003125 = a^b + c^d
(bored; later) well hey turns out no other (a,b,c,d) of natural numbers with smaller sum works for 1003125 = a^b + c^d
September 17, 2024 at 1:13 AM
1003125 = 10^6 + 5^5
(bored; later) well hey turns out no other (a,b,c,d) of natural numbers with smaller sum works for 1003125 = a^b + c^d
(bored; later) well hey turns out no other (a,b,c,d) of natural numbers with smaller sum works for 1003125 = a^b + c^d
CBS NFL halftime show featuring Bill "Is that John Waters? <squints> ...unclear, will investigate further" Cowher
September 8, 2024 at 9:32 PM
CBS NFL halftime show featuring Bill "Is that John Waters? <squints> ...unclear, will investigate further" Cowher
thanks to the fine folks at @defector.bsky.social i was able to find a certain 6-letter animal (mascot) in today's Spelling Bee 🤲
August 18, 2024 at 3:26 PM
thanks to the fine folks at @defector.bsky.social i was able to find a certain 6-letter animal (mascot) in today's Spelling Bee 🤲
with Name of the Year seemingly on hiatus I am not sure how to properly contain the learnings that there is an Olympic trampolinist named Gabriel Albuquerque @davidjroth.bsky.social please advise this is elite guy-remembering in the making
August 3, 2024 at 10:27 AM
with Name of the Year seemingly on hiatus I am not sure how to properly contain the learnings that there is an Olympic trampolinist named Gabriel Albuquerque @davidjroth.bsky.social please advise this is elite guy-remembering in the making
the who now?
May 23, 2024 at 1:32 AM
the who now?
@davidjroth.bsky.social my 7yo is deep into "name every car you see". points out electric vs non-electric. asks about extinct brands, like pontiac and saab. is DYING to spot a cybertruck in the wild. i'll let him enjoy it when one comes, but your piece today rocks
defector.com/have-you-see...
defector.com/have-you-see...
Have You Seen A Cybertruck Yet? | Defector
I hope this will not come across too much like bragging, but I have seen a lot of cars. Most of this is because—and again, sorry to brag—I go outside pretty regularly. But in my youth, this was appare...
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May 22, 2024 at 2:34 AM
@davidjroth.bsky.social my 7yo is deep into "name every car you see". points out electric vs non-electric. asks about extinct brands, like pontiac and saab. is DYING to spot a cybertruck in the wild. i'll let him enjoy it when one comes, but your piece today rocks
defector.com/have-you-see...
defector.com/have-you-see...