Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist
@mesosuchus.bsky.social
isotopes and stuff from the past.
Resign. Mother effer. Resign.
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Resign. Mother effer. Resign.
It makes me viscerally uncomfortable when strangers smile at me for no discernable reason. Thank goodness Target imploded in Canada. It makes them even easier to avoid.
November 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It makes me viscerally uncomfortable when strangers smile at me for no discernable reason. Thank goodness Target imploded in Canada. It makes them even easier to avoid.
God damn you people are so absolutely stupid
November 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
God damn you people are so absolutely stupid
Wait until you try Cotton Candy Kraft Dinner
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November 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Wait until you try Cotton Candy Kraft Dinner
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Maybe he will stay there
November 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Maybe he will stay there
Love that reflective cover. This is my first thought.
November 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Love that reflective cover. This is my first thought.
This before or after a dick pill ad?
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
This before or after a dick pill ad?
"Eagerly Awaited" is doing a lot of work here
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
"Eagerly Awaited" is doing a lot of work here
You "Well Actuallied" Even Worse.
November 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
You "Well Actuallied" Even Worse.
Are we talking about the same Pelosi who has profited massively from stock trading while a member of Congress?
November 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Are we talking about the same Pelosi who has profited massively from stock trading while a member of Congress?
Absolutely him. Interesting that back-to-back AGs under Dem presidents ensured a Trump victory.
November 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Absolutely him. Interesting that back-to-back AGs under Dem presidents ensured a Trump victory.
Looking forward to the Dick enhancement pill ads!
November 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Looking forward to the Dick enhancement pill ads!
Secretary Pete > Secretary Road Rules
November 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Secretary Pete > Secretary Road Rules
Fuck yeah
November 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Fuck yeah
It's possible that over carbonation is causing them to explode without warning.
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
It's possible that over carbonation is causing them to explode without warning.
Merrick Garland.
November 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Merrick Garland.
Opposing fascism and those who enable it through inaction and impotence is racist and antisemitic. Do you know what words mean?
November 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Opposing fascism and those who enable it through inaction and impotence is racist and antisemitic. Do you know what words mean?
If we eliminated billionaires we could mitigate global warming AND cure malaria. Problem solved, Bill.
November 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
If we eliminated billionaires we could mitigate global warming AND cure malaria. Problem solved, Bill.
🖕🏻
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
🖕🏻
Mega Man from Captain N.
November 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Mega Man from Captain N.
The Sustainable Aviation Fuel obsessive is a bot
November 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The Sustainable Aviation Fuel obsessive is a bot
My corgi once took out a whole burrow of babies.
November 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
My corgi once took out a whole burrow of babies.
What an absolute waste of resources
November 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
What an absolute waste of resources